Hope あなた all enjoy my totally ランダム story that I came up with when I was trying to fall asleep! I thought it was so funny and I couldn't forget it and I had to write it down, so I'm letting あなた all enjoy it. Here it is:

One morning there was a lawyer. He was driving to work when suddenly, he reached in his ブリーフケース to get a slice of cheese. (You can decide what kind, that's not significant.) Taking a bite of it, he suddenly realized that trees were popping up in the road, spraying bits of black tar everywhere as they sprouted up from the solid ground. He also realized that the people in the cars all around him were turning into zombies. He realized that they were getting out of their now stopped cars, and heading towards his. The lawyer panicked, got out of his car, and began to run. (Note that he still had the cheese in his hand.) Eventually, he stood in the middle of the road with trees all around him and was surrounded によって a サークル, 円 of zombies. He was ready to embrace a slow, painful death when one of the zombies asked, "You gonna eat that cheese?"