I would laugh and than look closer in the mirror and say "finally....I am prettier!" XD Nah nah Im just joshing! I would jump off a 木, ツリー since where I live it would be the longest run since forest gump ran across the country! So yah! Lol
I would either un-photo-shop myself または go to a doctor または (my favorite) wear a lady gaga's costume that would cover up my face. Where did あなた get that pic.?