One does not simply BE random.

恐竜 go moo

That...

あなた shall not *ass!

Your mother was a ハムスター and your father ワカサギ, 錬金術 of elderberries.

...cheese.

Never trust the guy across the street, and hey--did あなた see where I put my zipper?

that when aliens attack あなた throw the cheese.

Listen, this is all fine and dandy, but my real concern is: WHERE DA FUQ IS MY PIZZA?! I've been sitting at this 表, テーブル for like an 時 waiting for the ピザ I've ordered, and another half-hour listening to a lecture I did not deserve to have thrown at me! So again, where's meh peeza? D-X

No! The chicken crossed the road cuz Chuck Norris threw it!