I was walking down the road and then a racist bipolar schizophrenic Japanese sponge flew right in my face and the glass display thirty degrees to the left shattered. Then my math teacher darted によって like a ninja of pickles and threw some toast, deflecting the shards but causing the トースト great pain. It fell to the floor and bled green オレンジ juice. Then I was swept up によって Godzilla whom threw me on-top of the Eiffel Tower where a gorilla told me to "get off his building, yo!" so he took a sling-shot and rammed me into a pyramid. When I fell to the sandy abyss a woman with flowy hair came by. She looked at the bruise that had emanated on my face and 発言しました "Those are your woman scars." So I ran and ate some 落花生, ピーナッツ バター with a mongoose.
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE RODE AND I SAW MY MOTHER FUCKING A CHICKEN HER RESPONSE WAS "HIYYA DARLINN!" THE I 発言しました MY WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CONDOM? MOM 発言しました "WTF IS A CONDOM, AND WHO THE FUCKK ARE YOU??"