Santa clause? The Easter bunny? Cupid? The spirit of Halloween? Ricardo? The evil clown? My dad? My aunty? My cousin? My sister? My brother? A rapist? Wait are あなた a rapist? AHHHHHHHHHH RAPIST *runs off to the hills*
This baby polar くま, クマ goes to him mom, and says; "Mom, am I really a polar bear?"
Mom: Why of course あなた are dear!
Baby: Really, 100%, Pure!?
Mom: Go ask your father
Baby (goes to father): Pop, am I really 100% pure polar bear?
Father: Well, let's see son; your mothers parents, grand parents, and as far back as we know, all 100% pure polar bear! My parents, grandparents, and as far back as we can know, all 100% pure Polar Bear... yes, son; あなた are indeed 100% Pure Polar bear! Why do あなた ask?