So I have this curse, well curses...
Every 年 I get pegged in the face によって a ball of some kind.
Every time I go on a plane something gets stolen from me.
Every time I think about how good I feel I get a stomach ache.
Every time I think about how good I am at something I lose.
Everytime I study for a test, I fail it.
Every time a guy asks me out, he decides to ask out my friend instead the 次 day.
Am I cursed for real?