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I AM NOT A WHORE!

XDDDDD I know, I know pretty ランダム right? (Just to clear up things I am not a whore XD)

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But anyways, I heard someone say this out loud in a grocery store and thought it was hilarious! What's the most random/funny thing someone 発言しました outloud in public to you? =)
 Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
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Shadowmarioking said:
My friend told me a story where this dad and his daughter were at the store and he was 読書 something and he 発言しました out loud, "Caress my balls?"
The daughter replied, "No, あなた do it daddy!"

And yup, あなた figure out what happened next.
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azkaban posted １年以上前
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WOW
BlindBandit92 posted １年以上前
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ಠ_ಠ
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
NomyCake said:
"Whoa, that guy has a SCRUMPTIOUS ass. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar any day!"
It was a 40+ 年 old woman...
Talking about my boyfriend...
It was awkward, but freaking hilarious.
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XD
Shadowmarioking posted １年以上前
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XD
BlindBandit92 posted １年以上前
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ROFL
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
azkaban said:
Well, my friend 発言しました "I always do this position."
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taytrain97 said:
Well, when I was shopping, I'd picked up a yogurt container, and suddenly a guy snatched it out of my hand.
"No! Nononono! あなた can't eat this, the government liess! This isn't healthy! It's filled with bacteria that will kill youuuuu!"
Then he just ran away and tossed the yogurt into the trash can.
.__________________.
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All yogurt is bacteria. XD
Shadowmarioking posted １年以上前
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I know. Someone was getting some srs misinformation. .w.'
taytrain97 posted １年以上前
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zanesaaomgfan posted １年以上前
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XD
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
noahnstar1616 said:
Not necessarily in public, but...




















I walked into my grandparents room...


















And heard my grandfather say,

















"I'M NOT DUMB, I'M NOT DUMB!"






Must've talking to my grandma または something.
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lolibarbie said:
"Ronaldo, eat your uncle's peanuts!"

Ahhh Wal-mart :)
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lol
azkaban posted １年以上前
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XDD
BlindBandit92 posted １年以上前
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o.o
zanesaaomgfan posted １年以上前
Tyler47 said:
"That's just what they want あなた to think"

*Looks around paranoid.

*Runs away*
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XD
LadyGaGa2much4u posted １年以上前
Me_Iz_Here said:
Which one?
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swingset said:
well.......i have heard so many i am not quite 海岸, ショア
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SheWolf11 said:
"I am not a whore" is a song on YouTube XD
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XD
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
Jeffersonian said:
"Wait, so his uncle was an actor on The Sopranos too and he murdered him on the set of the show?" (some kid misunderstanding my explanation of the death of Chris Moltisanti and thinking the actor had been killed in my study hall.) not too epic but it's the best I can think of right now.
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Sammisaurus said:
I overheard a couple talking something like this:
"Get my the extra soft toilet paper; the other hurts my butt! And I take the biggest shits!"
"Oh hell yeah あなた do!"
And then they started making out ._.
I'll never hide in the toilet paper again.
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Wow
BlindBandit92 posted １年以上前
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Wow indeed. My friend was recording too, because he wanted to see how many weird people we'd run into at Walmart at midnight.
Sammisaurus posted １年以上前
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What the fuck. XD
Shadowmarioking posted １年以上前
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ಠ_ಠ
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
Theawfultruth said:
Ok no one says pretty much around here
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zanesaaomgfan said:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY エモ PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL!?
It's just Gabriella... Calm down... One person.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! あなた CAN BE AN EMO! *runs away*
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DxCluvr said:
I, am not, a whore...but I like to do it ;D
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hell yes
dylin1 posted １年以上前
ShadowProve13 said:
Well i don't know if this fits with your 質問 but last week at school someone came dressed as Chewbaka from 星, つ星 Wars & started 2 stalk people asking 4 hugs he followed me & my 2 best フレンズ Conner & Jesse 4 like 20 分 at lunch XD
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dylin1 said:
Haha, look up LMFAO's vid "I Am Not a Whore"
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narlyvamp1234 said:
my friend was talking to her mom and she didn't mean to say this out loud but she said: "bitch please, go make me a sandwich!" i was like "Flynn, that's no way to talk to your mother!" while laughing so hard.
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XD That's terrible!
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
xXitachiXx said:
I hear this at the gas station

some girl: "Hey I like it when boys lick me in the ear."
some other girl: " I'll do it for you."
some girl: " Okay do it when we get ホーム I don't want mom to see."
Me: WDF!!....they are talking loud....-.- ..
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InquisitiveOwl said:
Some drunk, mental guy in a cheap store, "Y-you...are a fucking idiot...jackass." How strange, he 発言しました that to me and my average, normal family of five.
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Some drunk, mental guy in a cheap store, "Y-you...are a fucking idiot...jackass." How strange, he 発言しました that to me and my average, normal family of five.
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XDDDD Nice...
Strawberry0020 posted １年以上前
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