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MarMar_XigLux said:
This one is a Japanese Urban Legend called 'Aka Manto', または 'Red Cloak/Mantel':
Let's assume for a moment that you, like many, enjoy the basic human function of going to the bathroom. Perhaps you've had a few too many servings of sake and make a mad dash for the ladies toilets closest to you. This 記事 assumes あなた are either a lady yourself または one of those beloved perverts so 人気 to the Japanese culture.
As あなた enter the bathroom and sit comfortably on your 王位 of relief, あなた suddenly hear a voice.
"Do あなた like the red マント, 隠す または do あなた like the blue cloak?"
After sitting uncomfortably for a few seconds, wondering what possessed someone to break the cardinal rule of keeping their mouths shut while あなた drain your fluid sack, あなた answer with hesitation.
"The Red Cloak!"
According to your answer, there are a variety of hilarious outcomes: If あなた answered "Red Cloak", あなた will be sliced apart like a steakhouse special. According to who is telling the story, your throat may be cut, your hands chopped off, または あなた will simply be cut into pieces until the blood flowing down your fricasseed remains resembles a "red cloak".
Well Shit! あなた may be thinking, I'll just answer "blue cloak" then!
Good idea, captain. Now take a deep breath! You're going to need it when the life is being slowly strangled out of you. The result leaves your humorously tongue-lolled face a strong blue. Thus, the "blue cloak".
Sitting in your stall and ruminating on your options, あなた may be wondering which of these two あなた prefer? Well fear not, intrepid Cracked reader! Due to the foresight of 読書 this article, あなた are well prepared! According to some variations of this legend, choosing a third color または choosing "neither" will spare あなた a gruesome death...or cause the very earth to open under あなた and 飲み込む あなた alive.
And this is why I hate going to the public bathroom :D
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