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What is your best "That's what she said" and "yo mama joke?

 AlexSelenaRules posted 1年以上前
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spunkyonyx said:
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in 愛 she broke it

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so ugly, American express left ホーム without her.

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she 発言しました "hey, these walls isn't green.

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's is so old, when god 発言しました let there be light she flipped the switch

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought フルーツ パンチ was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama's so fat she has もっと見る rolls then the towns bakery

yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a スパンデックス car

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to 移動する her fat 尻, お尻 out the way first!

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to キッス her goodbye

Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test

Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the 通り, ストリート she 発言しました she was moving.

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and 発言しました sounds good

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a 虹 and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic フレンズ only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler 次 to her ベッド to see how long she sleeps!

Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama's so fat that god 発言しました "let there be light" and she moved!
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posted 1年以上前 
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lol
x-menobsessed26 posted 1年以上前
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sorry that i put so many!
spunkyonyx posted 1年以上前
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AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! TOO MANY YO MAMA JOKES!!!!! ※o※
yoyo98 posted 1年以上前
MissO1116 said:
My DVD player wasn't working, so my sister 発言しました "Take it out, blow on it, then put it back in." We were loling all over the floor saying "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!"
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posted 1年以上前 
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hahh!!
AlexSelenaRules posted 1年以上前
E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
あなた can't have "That's what she said!" jokes. Well, あなた can't make it up. あなた have to say something, and then somebody says "That's what she said" and it has to take somebody a while to figure it out.

If the person obviously 発言しました something like "Push it in! Farther!" and knew it was inappropriate, the whole "That's what she said!" joke doesn't count.
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posted 1年以上前 
adultswimperson said:
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
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posted 1年以上前 
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haha
AlexSelenaRules posted 1年以上前
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Lol.
JoeJsgirl posted 1年以上前
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! ^_^
yoyo98 posted 1年以上前
Trainofdoom said:
That's what she said!!!Or he, I could go either way really...and that is also what she said!!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought タコス ベル was a Mexican phone company
Yo mammas like a hardware store; 5 cents a screw.
Yo mamma's like a vaccum, she blows, sucks and gets laid in the closet
Yo mamma's so ghetto when she breastfeeds Kool-aid comes out
Your mother is so fat even NARUTO -ナルト- couldn't believe it
Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack
Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
Yo mama so ugly, she look like you!
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the 映画 she sat 次 to everyone
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and 発言しました "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last クリスマス and it's still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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posted 1年以上前 
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lol the NARUTO -ナルト- one! XD
Bananaaddict posted 1年以上前
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