Here is my alphabet song.

OMG! U reinvented the alphabet?!?!? Officer Jenny gonna get u now. Just like she got THIS GUY!

A is for 林檎, アップル
B is for butt
C is for catbutt
D is for doo doo
E is for 象 doo doo
F is for fart
G is for gorilla fart
H is for huge gorilla fart
I is for eyeball
J is for jammies
K is for kid fart
L（デスノート） is for loud and long farts
M is for monkey butt
N is for saying nite nite to neko at nap time
O is for Oh!
P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek a boo
Q is for quebert
R is for robotic monkey who's going to take over the world
S is for stinky
T is for turd
U is for uh oh
V is for flying V
W is for wee wee
X exactomundo
Y is for yuckie and yummy and あなた
and Z is for farts that smell like the zoo

:D

My parents were wrong!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I was right when i 発言しました the W after A!