What's the funniest quote someone 発言しました to あなた today?

"I was killed によって a four 年 old when I was eleven, it's kind of a simaler situation." I was talking with a couple classmates about how my town being so small there shouldn't have been a school shooting when we were in sixth grade and this led to a discussion about a 表示する where a eleven 年 old killed a four 年 old, this led to the above comment.