“Most people think life sucks, and then あなた die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then あなた get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, あなた get a new dog, あなた get remarried, あなた owe ten million dollars in medical bills but あなた work hard for thirty five years and あなた pay it back and then one 日 あなた have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, あなた have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but あなた go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one 日 あなた step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG あなた get hit によって a city bus and then あなた die. Maybe.” - Denis Leary
