"I haven't got time to answer this same 質問 for the third time, the 秒 time was already a waste of time and I feel really bad of that so I shouldn't have done it.I'm still answering this 質問 though."
Hahah, imagine saying this after you're actually being asked if あなた 愛 someone. Good for a 10-seconds laugh.
I've read the other 回答 as well. I guess they sound romantic, but there's so much cursing. I guess it's called 'Chuck Norris' または 'Duke Nukem' romance. Most Americans say 'I 愛 you', REAL Americans say 'Fuck off'.