Well, yeah, when あなた steal cookies, expect that the owner of those クッキー is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment あなた step outside, the 象 - whose name is ジーザス (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge あなた to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If あなた manage to beat him, あなた get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
posted １年以上前
but...but i didn't steal any クッキー :'( unless they were the ones i took when i went to the dark side earlier
Remember all those times someone called あなた trying to sell something and あなた hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The 象 is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and ピンク spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest あなた flee to Mexico, あなた can borrow my emergency tripod.
