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We've all heard about blonde jokes, but what about brunette jokes...?

I know a few one-liners:

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time あなた saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do あなた call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
A brunette driving through a flashing red light.

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Meant to be funny, not offending.
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It was. I'm a brunette, and the only reason it seems funny to あなた is because あなた AREN'T a brunette.
3nala posted 1年以上前
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The only reason people find blonde jokes funny is because they're not blondes. It's a two way street.
KateDenali posted 1年以上前
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Guess what Hair is dead cells. AND it doesnt matter what kind of hair jokes there are its all in mild humor. We all need to calm down. ITS HAIR!!!! IM Part German I have too much hair. How's that?
Persephone713 posted 1年以上前
 KateDenali posted 1年以上前
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scarxtardis said:
I'm a brunette too! Tose ar efunny though XD redhead jokes now!
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posted 1年以上前 
3nala said:
Ok, I'm a brunette. I wish people would stop with ALL hair color jokes. It's immature and mean. Humor is not included when あなた tease someone about their hair. It may only seem like there's humor because あなた AREN'T a brunette. In fact, all brunettes kick ass.
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posted 1年以上前 
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That's why I 発言しました it was meant to be funny, not mean. And brunettes find blonde jokes funny because they're not blonde. It's a two way street.
KateDenali posted 1年以上前
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It isn't. I am brunette, and I think that any hair color joke または harassment is insulting.
3nala posted 1年以上前
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*an not and idiot.
Persephone713 posted 1年以上前
Persephone713 said:
Watch it sister. Im a Brunette.

We are also known for our sharp wit and wicked tempers.

Kidding, just look out.
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 Watch it sister. Im a Brunette. We are also known for our sharp wit and wicked tempers. Kidding, just look out.
posted 1年以上前 
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I thought it was the red-heads with the terrible tembers? Lol. Well, I'm blonde, and I'm sick of all the blonde jokes. Therefore, I 投稿されました these that I found. I have red-head jokes too. :)
KateDenali posted 1年以上前
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Hey, Im a mixture of both usually. I have Blonde highlights. または right now my hair is redish-brownish kind of auburn.
Persephone713 posted 1年以上前
KatherinePierce said:
Yay! Some jokes not about blondes! As a fellow natural blonde, this pleases me :)
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posted 1年以上前 
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^^^Same here. Blonde jokes tend to piss me off, I'm a natural blonde& actually have higher than average intellegence.
NCISLuverjk93 posted 1年以上前
CornChips said:
Cool. Not as funny as blonde jokes though.
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posted 1年以上前 
brunetteBETTY said:
I'm a brunette and I found them to be very funny. I was starting to think that blondes were getting all the good jokes. Good work :)
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