Think of a unique/funny/ weird reason why あなた wouldnt ahve your homework in class!! winner gets voted best answer and a prop(:

Homework is on paper.
Paper comes from trees.
Trees are disappearing.
No trees, no oxygen.
No oxygen, we die.
Save the planet! Don't do homework!!!!

Well, あなた see Mr. Teacher I DID my homework.... but a prostitute ate it -_-

Well.. あなた see.. I was working on my homework..When my dear little brother asked me to pour him a glass of milk...but as I was pouring the milk.. Well..He got my homework confused with the milk..and he drank my homework...

So...I'm not in trouble, right? :D

My homework ate itself, then it got burnt into ashes, then it died and got revived, then it was bathed in dog crap, and then it died again, and is now buried in the antient ruins of Yugoslavia.

LOOK TEACHER...YOU WANNA KNW THE TRUTH???? ok well when i was walking ホーム from school..and some poor child from Africa needed toilet paper to clean his little bottom...my homwrk has crap all ovr it...kan i still turn it in???

My dog ate it...then we went to his funeral...

well, あなた see, there i a VERY logical reason why I didn't bring it in.......................... my 魚 at my homework.... O_o

well, あなた see what had happened was that, i was too lazy to do it, n i rly dont like math, so i didnt do it, just give me the punishment u got!

haha i sometimes do that! xD

UM U SEE THERE IS A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR NOT BRINGING IN MY HOMEWORK MY CAT MISTAKEN IT FOR HIS BATHROOM AND PISSED ON IT AND I WAS AT THE ディナー 表, テーブル AND I WAS WATCHING TV AND MY BROTHER THREW IT IN THE OSHEN