What is the dumbest/funniest thing that your younger siblings または cousins ever 発言しました または did?

"What's mommy's name ?" "Karin Arroyo" "What's daddy's name ?" "daddy Arroyo"

My little sister got her hands on some sizors a few weeks ago.....
She now has a mulet, because my mom didn't want to chop off all of her hair...

I asked my two younger cousins (both boys) what they wanted to be when they grew up. The seven 年 old 発言しました "I want to be a 噴水 so people can throw money at me" The six 年 old replied "Being a stripper is much もっと見る effective" Then seven 年 old told the six 年 old "Maybe I don't want to be Miley Cyrus" I was rolling on the floor laughing so I didn't even hear the rest of that conversation.

Once my cousin 発言しました that HP was gay. T.T

My cuz say so many dumb things its not evn funny

XDXDXD

my 6 年 cousin: my friend patrick's dog died yesterday

my aunt: oh, i'm so sorry

my cousin: あなた KILLED THE DOG???

once my two cousins (both boys) roll in a big mud thing for like 2 hours and one of them had a tik on hes back and once my older couisn (hes a boy and hes 16 and im 15) and he 発言しました want to go on a date

My cousin and I went to the mall and when we got on the elevator she 発言しました "Fuck you, lady, that's what stairs are for!" XD

Once my little sister called 911 to order a ピザ because of the influence with her "friends"

Also one 日 my brother and his friend lit a ピザ box on 火災, 火 even though there were fires burning in the mountains.