Yo Mamma Jokes

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there's the yo mama jokes website :)

Yo mamma so fat when god 発言しました let their be light,he asked her to 移動する out of the way.


Yo mamma so fat,even dora can explore her



My fav ones of all time x)




VIDEO >:D

Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD

Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!

Yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the width of the door.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in stillettos, she struck oil.

Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singin'
"We are family! Even though you're larger than me!"

Yo mama so fat she went to the 映画 and sat 次 to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mamma is so dumb she sold the house to pay the bills.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last クリスマス and its still printing.

Yo mamma is like a train track, she gets laid everywhere.

Lmao funny here's mine:
Yo mamma so stupid that when your dad came in the door he said: It's chili outside, that she ran outside with a spoon

yo momma is soooo stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an 林檎, アップル on it! xDD

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she drinks water and it turns into lemonade.

Yo momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a paying toilet.

Yo momma's so old, she sat 次 to ジーザス in first grade.

:3

Yo mama so fat that any time she walks there's an earthquake in California.
Yo mama so ugly that she looked outside and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat she can't tell her legs from her stomach
Yo mama so fat that she has to have a フォークリフト, フォーク リフト to get out of her ベッド in the morning.

Yo mama's butt is so big, it clogged the black hole.

-Kat

Yo momma is so stupid wen she went to da YMCA she got confused cos she landed in MACY (tht fashion store)
.......lol....idk..but yea....hmm
Yo momma so fat she cant even clap....
Ok......plz dont flag または レポート this but yo momma is so fat she uses her mattress as her マキシ p--