Oh... is this your house? Then this must be your ゴールド fish... *Pulls swimmy out of pocket and slips him in your 林檎, アップル juice* Then this must be your wallet.. car keys.. pineapple.. boy friend.. flamingo.. laptop.. dessigner pair of shades.. grandpa.. Oh, && about everything else あなた own. *Grabs your wallet on the way out the door* Hasta lavista, suckah!
why hello, i was taking a little walk and i noticed what a lovely ホーム あなた have. 次 i strolled into your ホーム then,silly me, i casually ストール, 盗んだ everything あなた have. によって the way i left a fun little note with a bomb explaining that あなた houes willl blow up in 20.5 minutes. =) bye for now
I was taking a walk while eating a muffin, and this raccoon came up and took it and he ran away. I chased him into your house and 発言しました "Don't eat that! That's mine" and he 発言しました "You can't stop me now!" and then he ate it. So, we were mad at each other until he 発言しました he liked my shirt, then I told him his ears were cool looking. So, we talked for a bit and became best friends, we've been here watching 映画 for a few days, then I ate some of his ポップコーン and he got all mad, and then he leaped to attack me. I threw him in your closet and I've been living in your basement ever since.... So if a raccoon ever attacked あなた once あなた opened your closet that's my fault.