Lugia

(some sort of wind sound)
(music starts)

When daytime turns to night
When the moon shines bright

When you're tucked in tight
When everything's all right

Slip softly to that place
Where secret thoughts run free

There come face to face
With who あなた want to be, so...

Swim across the ocean blue
Fly a rocket to the moon

You can change your life
Or あなた can change the world

Take a chance, don't be afraid
Life is yours to live!

Take the chance and then the best has yet to come!

Make a wish!
It's up to you!

Find the strength inside
And watch your dreams come true!

You don't need a shooting star
The magic's right there in...

**All of the proceeding Fake Mew Scams are courtesy of Team Rocket's Rockin' Glitch/Cosplay.... etc. site**

1.) From QuietLugia:
I've made up many different Mew cheats, but I'd like to have my favourite fake one on your site.

DO NOT TRY THIS IT IS 100% FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

1. How to get Mew on G/S/C (This requires R/B, NOT Yellow)
First, get a Mewtwo on Red または Blue.
Then raise it to lvl100. DON'T use any stat-raising Items, but do duplicate them using the Missingno. trick. あなた can raise Mewtwo using Rare Candies または Gameshark, it doesn't really matter.
Make sure he knows Psychic. If he doesn't, the cheat...