Freaky Realistic Pokemon

Well i had a amazing discovery with my pokemon yellow i bought a couple of years back. As some of あなた may know, there are like two known ways to get missingno. Who ever told あなた that is wrong! I found over seven other ways to get missingno! On 上, ページのトップへ of that the MEW glitch in yellow is actually legit! It does exsist! I did it twice and got two mew's! I tried doing these glitches and all of them work!

So, this is one way to get MEW...
You start out in Cerulean City. あなた must not have beat the gym there and must not have battled the guy 次 to the nugget bridge that says,"I saw your feat from the...

I can't believe I'm in the 秒 round! "We made it Raichu!" I shout with glee! I hug my sweet Raichu and he hugs me back. "Rai!" He gives me a warm, bright, cheerful smile. All of a sudden I see the 写真 get together with another. I see my picture 次 to...(wait for it)...Marisol!
I want to die. I totally want to die! She looks at me with disgust. (Kinda like the look Paul gives Ash) "Well, well, well. So my opponent in the 秒 round is none other than Aurora. It's an easy win." Does she want me to kill her??? "Rai!" I know Raichu and I have had enough of Marisol, but maybe, if I beat...

1.Last year:
Me: I like dusknoir
Jasmine: It's "Dusk-nor"
Me: Dude, its "new-war" 'Noir' is the french word for black. Its not pronounced 'Nor'
(well maybe that was just me, I was always bad at french)

2.Me: *clicks on pokeshipping YouTube video*
Dad: What are あなた hiding from me? Why did あなた just change the page when i came
Me:Dad, the video i was watching was finished
Dad:Oh sure it was.
Me:IT"S POKEMON! It's a kids show, how could i possibly watch smething bad. *explict version of Girlfriend starts playing*

3. My two friends:Pikachu, pikachu, pikachu, pikachu.
Kendra:What are they doing?
Me:Hey, you...

Over the many years of pikachu,if あなた look closely ピカチュウ has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight あなた fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食 up.Pikachu...

UPDATES: YAY! I finished ハート, 心 Gold! So now, I can get back to regular updates! I'm still working on Pokemon エメラルド after the crash. First up, after multiple failed attempts on Yellow Forest, I tried getting a Pika holding a Light Ball. That had some strange results. Also, I decided to put up the stats that MissingNo has in R/B. And a way to sneak into Sinnoh Safari Zone for FREE! So, let's get going on our 次 Glitch Journey!

We are loaded with glitchiness in this edition, so to start things off, here is part of my hunt for a ピカチュウ holding a Light Ball!

So, starting in Eterna City (With...

Ok, I am actually in Sinnoh. So, I can tell ya about some strange things in Pokemon ハート, 心 Gold!
<---Hope あなた like my icon! ;-)


Glitch City

For those who don't know what it is: The Generation 4 Glitch City was discovered によって the Glitch 4.
It is accessed によって "Walking through walls" almost anywhere!
After in the Glitch City, buildings will be invisible, with only the doors visible.
Trees and other things will be white blocks.


Heart Gold/Soul Silver Glitch City?

While I was in Johto, I decided to pop in the good 'ol Action Replay, wanting to find a Glitch City!
The AR didn't recognize ハート, 心 Gold, as...

PKMN Battle 2.0 has been a work in progress since 2006 when I was 書く down a story with a totally different plot and characters! Since then, the plot has changed, there have been new Pokemon added, and other things happened.

The First Draft

The original version was based in Hoenn and started in Oldale Town. The main Trainer's starter was Treecko(My starter in Hoenn). There was no one else traveling with the other at the time(Unlike the current version). The first version was basically PKMN Emerald, just the same Pokemon I used were featured.

Deleted Scene 1

One of the first things I took out...

No glitches in this one.

The Making Of Glitch Busters

In 2009, I started looking through TRsRockin, and started learning about MissingNo. This place had lots of stuff on Generation 1 & 2 Glitches, but not much on R/S/E and D/P/P, the only two I have tried. So, wondering what strange Glitchemon lurk in Hoenn and Sinnoh, I looked on Glitch City Labs, but never found lots there.

TrsRockin had inspired me to look for glitches, so, I decided to try my luck, but without the knowledge of these mysterious creatures, I didn't find anything. But after the PKMN エメラルド Glitch, I decided to try a glitch...

Does MissingNo exist anymore? Did it fade away into Pokemon history? If it does, where is it? The truth is out there, we just have to find it!
And what about the "Glitch Kids"?


Trial 1-Pokemon Platinum 3 Bar Tag Battle Glitch

Lets do this

After seeing numerous things about a Tag Battle glitch, I decided to try this. あなた may have seen this one before, enter a Tag Battle with two Pokemon, one of them has to have 0 HP. When the player enters the battle, they will send out the first Pokemon, the other will be three white bars, and it will sparkle as if it is shiny.

My test: Armed with Empoleon (I...

Team Rocket members: Jessie, James, and Meowth are some of the most well known Pokemon villains, but one must wonder, where do they come from?

James

"Scaredy-Cat, Goof-Ball, Whiner. One could call James of Team Rocket many things, but don't call him late for dinner! James may not be the smartest member of his team, but he never misses a meal! Along with his partner in crime, Jessie, James tries his best to capture ピカチュウ with wacky contraptions like giant vacuum cleaners and rubber bubble guns. Of course, Ash and the gang foil every attempt and send James and Jessie blasting off again!"
-Topps...

Few things are as predictable in Pokemon (excluding Brock chasing after girls) as the Team Rocket Motto. Our お気に入り villains will always appear at least once per episode and recite their infamous モットー (usually before getting blasted away によって ピカチュウ または another Pokemon). あなた know it's coming as soon as あなた hear that famous theme 音楽 signifying the "Prepare for trouble!" "And make it double!"

Team Rocket loves to pose and recite their bit of nonsense whenever possible, especially at inopportune times (like when they're attempting to sneak into a building). Meowth is skeptical of the motto's...

After reaching Canalave City, site of Dawn's first contest, the trio met Ash's old friend May and her brother Max. But then, Team Rocket ストール, 盗んだ Blaziken. Elekid fought hard then evolved into Electabuzz. Now, Dawn finds a ショップ opened によって によって none other than Team Rocket!




"Awesome! I wonder if they have any outfits for the contest!" Dawn exclaimed, as she ran into the shop.
"I have a feeling that Team Rocket is behind this" May said.
"Dawn, wait!" I said. It was no use.
"I can't believe あなた two never got along at the Trainer's Academy. The way あなた two help each other, like true friends." Ash said. We...

Chapter 1-1: A whole new world!

"If あなた don't get up now, I'll go によって myself!" Dawn said, who was my training partner. We were a duo because we never liked eachother at the Trainer's Academy. After this I hurried to get ready. Today we were going to choose our starters, which explains why Dawn was being so hasty. We ate quickly, then headed for Rowan's lab in Sandgem Town. Dawn and I lived in a small キャビン on Route 201, Sandgem wasn't far away but I wanted to get there as fast as possible.
"You ready?" Dawn asked.
"Yes." I replied. We held eachother's hand on the way, we also saw lots of two-headed...

After competeing in all the reigon's Elite 4 and Grand Festivals, Dawn and I headed to Cinnabar Island in Kanto.
"Wow, I can't wait to see the Sea Temple!" I said.
"It must be amazing, I always loved Water-types!" Dawn replied. Our dreaming was over, the ボート came to a sudden standstill. "What was that? I asked.
"Look at the sky!"Dawn exclaimed. It was getting dark, but my poketch 発言しました it was still morning. Suddenly the eerie quiet was shattered によって a loud CRACK! noise followed によって a glow on the water! A ghost-like creature appeared out of nowhere!
"No, it can't be!" I said.
"You know what that...

Chapter 1-1: Starting A New Battle!

"If あなた don't wake up now, I will go によって myself!" Dawn said, she was my contest training partner. After that threat, I got up very fast. We both dreamed of being 上, ページのトップへ coordinators and wanted to be in the finals of the Grand Festival against each other.
Today we were going to get our starter pokemon, which explains Dawn being so hasty. We ate fast, then started off for Sandgem Town. We lived in a small キャビン on Route 201, near Lake Verity. It had three rooms: a bedroom, kitchen, and a dining room. The rooms were so small, that Dawn and I had to make another...

Empoleon (Cally) male Lv. 66
Staraptor (Rotarra) male Lv. 86
Garchomp (Terros) male Lv. 50
Infernape (Ashes) male Lv. 45
Alakazam (Salem) male Lv. 44
Toxicroak (Dokurog) male Lv. 44

This is my Pearl Team, and if you've noticed, they're all males even though I'm female. :P As あなた can see, I have two of the final evolved starter Pokemon. Gasp! How could this be? Well, I caught myself a Ditto (Brody) and asked for a temporary trade with my friend. He traded me his Infernape, and I bred it with Ditto. Now I have like five Chimchar eggs, one Chimchar, and another Infernape. I also bred my Empoleon, and...

When a mother Kangaskhan dies, it leaves its Kangaskhan cub on its own. The Kangaskhan cub uses the skull and a bone from its mother to use as protection and becomes a Cubone. Then through malnutrition または adapting to a different lifestyle, the Cubone evolves into a Marowak. Female Marowak's later evolve into Kangaskhans, and the cycle starts all over.
This is self evident, as Cubone appears rather similar to the baby Kangaskhan that rides around in it's mother's pouch. Also, 'Bonemerang' (Cubone's signature move) refers to boomerang just as 'Kangaskhan' refers to Kangaroo. カンガルー and boomerangs...