Real ポケモン

n the beginning there was Arceus. Arceus grew weary of maintaining time and 宇宙 while also maintaining its form, so it created Dialga to rule time, Palkia to rule space, and Giratina to give everything a shape. Arceus then decided that 宇宙 needed もっと見る than four beings to fill it; and so it created Uxie the representation knowledge, Mesprit the physical manifestation of emotion, and Azelf the embodiment of willpower.
When Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf met their energies combined to form Mew, the first life-form. Arceus recognized that Mew needed もっと見る than empty 宇宙 to survive, so it created...

... That the only Type not to have a Legendary ポケモン is Poison?

... That there are seven Eeveelutions, and that each of them only has one Type?

... That Flash is the first HM to become a TM up to Generation IV?

... That Articuno and Zapdos were the only ones with their Type until Delibird from Generation II and Emolga from Generation V came along?

... That Misty's Togepi was actually supposed to be Ash's?

... That Charizard is not a Dragon-Type? It is Fire/Flying?

... That Klinklang's Japanese name, Gigigear, is the 秒 ポケモン to have gigig in it's name, the first being Regigigas?

... That...