ポケモン Article: Georgia gets in dead meat

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posted by Courtneyfan6

Georgia gets in dead meat

Courtneyfan6: Okay, class, today's behavior card day. We'll start from best to worst; ゴールド to black. Here are the cards.
(Gold: Ash)
Ash: Yes! I got a ゴールド card!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Ash. あなた are the best student ever and the best ポケモン master! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(Silver: May and Max)
May: Yes! Me and Max got silver cards!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, May and Max! あなた get a 年 off! You're my first お気に入り siblings ever! Go to the Principal's office!
(Pink: Serena)
Serena: Yes! I got a ピンク card!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Serena! あなた get eight months off! I 愛 seeing あなた and Ash together! あなた two are so cute! Go to the Principal's office!
(Purple: Cilan and Bianca)
Cilan: Yes! Me and Bianca got purple cards!
Bianca: I'm so happy!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Cilan and Bianca! あなた two get six months off! あなた two are amazing in best wishes! Go to the Principal's office!
(Blue: Brock and Dawn)
Brock: Yes! Me and Dawn got blue cards!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Brock and Dawn! あなた two get four months off! あなた two are the best for traveling with Ash in Diamond and Pearl! Go to the Principal's office!
(Green: Clemont and Bonnie)
Clemont: Yes! Me and my sister Bonnie got purple cards!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Clemont and Bonnie! あなた two get two months off! You're my 秒お気に入り siblings in the series. Go to the Principal's office!
(White: Tracey)
Tracey: I got a white card.
Courtneyfan6: Okay, Tracey. あなた did okay during the 秒 season of Pokémon. Go sit back down.
(Peach: Gary and Iris)
Gary: Oh, no. Me and Iris got 桃, ピーチ cards.
Courtneyfan6: I'm sorry, Gary and Iris. You're not in trouble; just a talk after school. Please go to the Principal's office.
(Yellow: Misty)
Misty: Hey! I got a yellow card!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Misty. あなた have detention in 2 hours. あなた keep yelling at Ash about your bike and constantly hitting him for no reason. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(Orange: Trip and Miette)
Trip: Grrrrrr! Me and Miette got オレンジ cards!
Courtneyfan6: That's right, Trip and Miette. あなた have detention in 4 hours. Trip, あなた were being harsh to Ash and Miette, あなた tried to steal Ash away from Serena. Go to the Principal's office right now.
(Red: Jessie, James and Meowth)
Jessie: (crying) We got red cards.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, TEAM ROCKET! あなた THREE ARE SUSPENDED FOR A MONTH! あなた THREE TRIED TO CATCH PIKACHU! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(Gray: Paul and Burgundy)
Paul: (crying) Me and Burgundy got gray cards.
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) THAT'S RIGHT, Paul and Burgundy! あなた TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR TWO MONTHS! PAUL, あなた ABANDONED CHIMCHAR AND BURGUNDY, あなた ARE VERY MEAN TO CILAN! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! あなた TWO ARE IN BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!
(And finally... Black: Georgia)
Georgia: (shocked) Uh, um, um, um, um... I got a black card. Can I please have another chance?
Courtneyfan6: (Kidaroo voice) ABSOLUTELY NOT, GEORGIA! あなた ARE THE WORST STUDENT EVER! あなた KEPT BEING MEAN TO IRIS AND HURTING HER! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
(Georgia runs off, crying)
(At the principal's office with Ash)
Female Principal: So, Ash, why are あなた here?
Ash: I got a ゴールド card.
Female Principal: Good job, Ash! あなた have graduated forever! Go ホーム and enjoy yourself!
*Later *
Female Principal: So, Georgia, why are あなた here this time?
Georgia: I got a black card.
Female Principal: (scary voice) That's it, Georgia! あなた are expelled forever! Get out of here right now!
(At Ash's house where his mom is happy to him)
Delia: Ash, why are あなたホーム early?
Ash: I have graduated forever and I got a ゴールド card.
Delia: Ash, I'm so proud of you! あなた can enjoy yourself, have ポケモン battles and go out with Serena!
Ash: Thanks, mom!
(At Georgia's house where her parents are mad at her)
Georgia's mom: GEORGIA, HOW DARE あなた GET IN DEAD MEAT? THAT IS IT! あなた ARE GROUNDED FOR FOREVER! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
(Georgia runs off, crying)

THE END!!!!

FanFic_Girl_26 and CokeTheUmbreon like this

CokeTheUmbreon Nice!

TrainerADP It was funny.

FanFic_Girl_26 From my perspective, this fanfic is superbly neat and awesome, as well as highly well-written and inspiring, too; I give it two thumbs up. 😎 Of course, I can envision a fanfic where Misty eventually realizes she’d just been using her bike as an excuse to keep traveling with Ash and Brock (whom she saw as her friends), and then apologizes to Ash for reminding (or nagging) him about it more than once as well. Plus, I can also see a fanfic where Paul not only apologizes to Ash for being so mean to Chimchar (which eventually joined Ash’s team after being abandoned by Paul and became stronger while also evolving into Monferno and then Infernape), but also admits he should’ve swallowed his pride and asked Ash for help when he needed it, while also asking Ash if he could try Ash’s way of training Pokémon. (And as I recall, Team Rocket’s Jessie, James and Meowth showed they disliked Paul when they saw his harsh treatment of Chimchar, which they felt was too much for even them to condone — thus showing they had standards and lines they wouldn’t cross.)