Pinkie Pie's car
This fanfic is a combination of My Little ポニー with a movie called Duel. If あなた have not seen Duel, then あなた should. It is very good.
Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did あなた get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need あなた to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the 一覧 with あなた in case あなた forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*
Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 分 later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was going very slow, and the smoke was causing Pinkie to cough.
Pinkie: Why so slow? *coughs*
After 20 秒 Pinkie drove past the big rig.
Pinkie: *listening to radio*
radio announcer: Now, up 次 is Frankie Nylon & The Colts with Why Do Foals Fall In 愛
big rig driver: *drives past Pinkie nearly hitting her*
Once again the big rig was behind Pinkie Pie going 30 miles an hour.
Pinkie: *drives past big rig, then stops to get gas*
gas station owner: Hello, how can I help you?
Pinkie: Full tank.
gas station owner: Sure thing.
big rig driver: *pulls into station 次 to Pinkie*
gas station owner: Ok that'll be 8 bits please.
Pinkie: *pays pony*
gas station owner: If あなた want I can check under the フード for you.
gas station owner: *opens hood* Looks like あなた could use a new radiator hose
Pinkie: Really? This car is brand new. I'll get one later. Do あなた have any phones I can use?
gas station owner: Yeah inside.
Big rig driver: *honks horn*
gas station owner: I'll be right there!
Mr. Cake: Hello?
Mr Cake: あなた didn't crash did you?
Pinkie: No, I just stopped to get gas, and I wanted to say hi so... Hi!
Mr Cake: How far away are あなた from the store?
Pinkie: Very far. Why do I have to drive for a long time just to get cake ingredients?
Mr Cake: Because that's the only store with cake ingredients.
Pinkie: Ok, bye! *hops back to car*
Pinkie Pie left the gas station, while the big rig was there. But ten 分 later, the truck was tailgating her.
Pinkie Pie: あなた wanna pass? *signals trucker to pass*
trucker: *passes then goes slow*
Pinkie Pie: Come on, I gave あなた the road, why don't あなた use it?
They passed a sign that 発言しました two lane traffic. Pinkie could now pass the truck.
Pinkie Pie: *goes into left lane*
trucker: *blocks Pinkie off*
Pinkie Pie: I don't believe this. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! *goes right*
trucker: *goes right*
While this continued Pinkie Pie missed her chance to pass the trucker.
Trucker: *signals Pinkie to pass*
Pinkie Pie: *gets on left side to pass*
driving pony: LOOK OUT *honks horn*
Pinkie Pie: *avoids driving pony*
Trucker: *goes slower*
Pinkie Pie: I'll just have to pass him the hard way *floors it*
Pinkie Pie: *passes trucker* Wahoo! Now to get those ingredients.
But 15 分 later, things wouldn't go the way she thought they would. The trucker returned.
Pinkie Pie: Oh no.
Trucker: *honks horn*
Pinkie Pie: *floors it*
Trucker: *follows Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: This isn't good.
Trucker: *rams Pinkie's car*
Pinkie Pie: My Celestia.
Trucker: *honks horn while hitting Pinkie's car again*
Pinkie Pie: *loses control hitting fence* Oh wow
Old pony: あなた ok mam?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know *sweating badly*
Old pony: What happened?
Pinkie Pie: あなた know that big rig that passed?
Old Pony: yeah why?
Pinkie Pie: He rammed me off the road.
Old Pony: Are あなた ok?
Pinkie Pie: I'm fine, but my neck hurts.
Old Pony: She's fine. Just a little whiplash.
Other old pony: Ok.
Across the 通り, ストリート is a restaurant, so Pinkie decides to chow down.
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A ポニー driving a big rig tried to kill me.
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get あなた anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do あなた have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.
While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the ポニー driving it had オレンジ hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had オレンジ hooves. One of them had to be the driver.
Waiter: Here あなた go.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks. *eats cupcake* Ok which one is the trucker, and what do I say to him?
Thinking about which ポニー was the trucker, Pinkie finished her cupcake, then drank the water. She then decided to go towards an オレンジ stallion, eating a sandwich.
Pinkie Pie: こんにちは you.
オレンジ stallion: What do あなた want?
Pinkie Pie: I just thought that we could set aside our differences, and be フレンズ ok?
オレンジ stallion: What the hell are あなた talking about?
Pinkie Pie: あなた tried to run me off the road when あなた were driving a big rig.
オレンジ Stallion: I don't drive a big rig, my truck is a 3000 series.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah ok. If あなた don't stop trying to kill me I'll call the cops.
オレンジ stallion: That's it! *throws Pinkie onto pool table*
Manager: Whoa, what's going on here?!
オレンジ Stallion: This mare is screwed up! She thinks I'm trying to kill her!
Manager: That's enough. I mean look at her, she's scared to death. Get outta here!
オレンジ Stallion: *leaves & walks to truck*
Pinkie Pie then saw that the ポニー was telling the truth, as he drove off in a PMC 3000 series. She then left the restaurant, and was stopped によって a bus driver.
Pinkie Pie: What's wrong?
Bus Driver: I was taking these colts & fillies on a field trip for school, and the bus overheated. Now it won't start, and I need someone to push the bus.
Pinkie Pie: I don't think my car can push a bus.
Bus Driver: Can't あなた at least try? It's not like the bumper is going to get stuck under the bus.
Pinkie Pie: Fine I'll do it. *drives behind bus*
After trying to push the bus with her car, Pinkie eventually got the bumper stuck under the bus. Just like the driver 発言しました would not happen.
コルト 6: Mr, she got the car stuck.
Bus Driver: Oh great.
Pinkie Pie: Well it got stuck.
Bus Driver: I'm sorry I could have sworn あなた would have pushed the bus.
While getting the bumper out from under the bus, Pinkie then saw something that scared her. THE TRUCK!
Pinkie Pie: NO!!
Bus Driver: What's wrong? We got your car free.
Pinkie Pie: *points toward truck* That ポニー has been trying to kill me.
Bus Driver: Great story.
Pinkie Pie: I'M BEING SERIOUS!! *drives away*
While Pinkie was driving away from the big rig, it was pushing the bus. After helping the bus start up, the ポニー driving the big rig went back to chasing Pinkie Pie.
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.
Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* こんにちは STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*
The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.
After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station.
station attendant: Hello ma'am. What can I do for you?
Pinkie Pie: Full tank, and a new radiator hose.
station attendant: Sure thing.
trucker: *pulls over*
Pinkie Pie: Do あなた have a telephone I can use?
station attendant: Yeah, it's over there *points at telephone booth* Feel free to look at my snakes if あなた have time.
Pinkie Pie: *walks to booth looking at snakes* What a cool place for a telephone booth.
Trucker: *revs truck*
operator: Hello can I help you?
Pinkie Pie: Get me the police.
trucker: *drives toward Pinkie Pie*
Police sgt: Hello?
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to レポート a truck driver that's been endangering my life!
Police sgt: What is he driving?
Pinkie Pie: OH GOD *runs out*
trucker: *smashes phone booth*
station attendant: WHAT THE 干し草, 乾草 ARE あなた DOING?!!?
trucker: *driving in circles*
Pinkie Pie: *runs toward car*
trucker: *drives toward Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: *drives away*
Pinkie Pie left the gas station without paying, and did not get her new radiator hose. She decided to hide from the trucker, and her plan worked. The big rig drove past, while the driver did not notice Pinkie's car.
Pinkie Pie: The highway is all your's pal. I'm going to wait here for an hour, and the police will get you. Even if they don't, I'll be far away from you. I can't wait to get back home, then I'll be back with Mr. & Mrs. Cake with Pound, and Pumpkin. One of them will be bound to ask me, "Hi Pinkie Pie, did あなた have a nice trip?" I just want to get those ingredients, and go home.
Eventually Pinkie Pie fell asleep, and after 65 分 she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing によって her.
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.
She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.
Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*
Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road
ポニー 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The ポニー in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
ポニー 2: This mare is crazy.
ポニー 1: What do あなた need our help with?
Pinkie Pie: I need あなた to go call the cops, and tell them that a ポニー driving a big rig is trying to kill another ポニー driving a hoofington.
ポニー 2: I'm telling あなた this mare is crazy!
Trucker: *drives toward other ponies*
ポニー 1: Get away from us!
Pinkie Pie: I just want あなた to make a phone call to the cops!
ポニー 2: Mike look out!
ポニー 1: *drives backward*
Trucker: *returns to position によって road*
After the big rig nearly hit the other ponies Pinkie had it. She had this ポニー run her off the road, pushed her toward a train, and almost killed her just because she was making a phone call. Now it was all down to this.
Pinkie Pie: *drives fast past truck*
Trucker: *chases Pinkie Pie*
After half a 分 Pinkie spotted a police car.
Pinkie Pie: *pulls up toward cop car*
Police pony: ?
Pinkie Pie: *drives off*
Trucker: *smashes police car*
Police Pony: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Pinkie Pie: *passes train*
Trucker: *honks horn*
train driver: *honks horn*
Pinkie Pie: *drifts onto dangerous road, hitting sign*
Trucker: *slowly turns onto road*
This was it. There was no way the truck could keep up with Pinkie Pie going up hill, but the radiator hose on Pinkie's car overheated
Pinkie Pie: No, no no *cries*
Her speed was slowing down, and the truck was slowly catching up to her. She then got to the top, and was cruising downhill.
Pinkie Pie: Yes, もっと見る speed. Come on!
Trucker: *honks horn*
Pinkie Pie: That's getting annoying. I hope this ends soon.
Pinkie decided to go up another hill. She turned, but it was too late, and she hit a mountain.
Pinkie Pie: *tries to start car*
trucker: *speeds toward Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: Come on! Start! *starts car, and drives up hill*
Trucker: *follows Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *reaches cliff* Ok, here goes nothing *puts heavy suitcase on gas pedal*
Trucker: *gets infront of Pinkie's car*
Pinkie Pie: *jumps out of car*
Trucker: *hits Pinkie Pie's car causing an explosion*
Pinkie Pie: *wipes blood from mouth*
Pinkie Pie watched as the truck drove over the edge of the cliff, and when it hit the bottom it blew up.
Pinkie Pie: Yes, YES!! *cheers*
After getting rid of somepony that tried to kill her for no reason. Pinkie Pie sat there sleeping. As she woke up the sun was setting, and she realised that she had no way to get back into Ponyville. That was fine though, because she didn't want to go back just yet. She wanted to see the sunset, then when it got dark she would make her way back.
Pinkie's car getting pushed towards the train