2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 発言しました happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 発言しました in his Danish accent. "Then によって the powers invested in me...I now pronounce あなた man and wife. あなた may キッス your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their フレンズ stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, あなた are." She shot back. "If it's an apology あなた want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...

Rico climbed up the シート, 座席 and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every ペンギン for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't または anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be フレンズ than to own friends..."

RK: "What are あなた doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

Any もっと見る Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see あなた alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any もっと見る advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any もっと見る Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any もっと見る advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火災, 火 truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火災, 火 engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first 日 at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides あなた and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me もっと見る about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, あなた can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating 魚 または any thing. We'll only eat pastas, チョコレート balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the ボート might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the ボート moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect 日 for sailing. Just...

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled によって until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to あなた it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank あなた for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one または the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and 動物 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope あなた are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed 書く this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. あなた guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some コメント this time. Thanks so much!


A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one ペンギン would disagree with あなた right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" 発言しました Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what あなた may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions によって Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
あなた brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank あなた all

But...

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up によって Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will あなた wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few 分 later, Ramon was still fast...

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

So what does one do when あなた can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM ファン (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be もっと見る legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...