What is Alice doing there?!

He found Skipper sitting in the middle of the HQ.

“Private, there あなた are!” he 発言しました without standing.

“Sorry ‘bout that, Skippa! Just had to feed Rico…”

He tilted his head, “I admire your tenderness, Private, but keep in mind that he’s being punished.”

“Yes, Skippa…”

Silence…

“So…how did the mission go?” Private made an attempt to make conversation.

Skipper chuckled and rolled his eyes with a smile.

“Ringtail isn’t doing anything important, and Kowalski’s probably 書く down his every action. I hate to say it, but the mission was a bust.”

“Oh…”

More silence…...

Private shot up awake hearing a male scream in pain, the kind of scream when あなた get stabbed.

"T-That scream...Blue?" Private slipped from his bed. "I bettah go check on him.."

Soon as his flipper landed on the door handle, he felt a feeling of dread. But he opened the door and stepped out anyway. Voices groaning in pain reached him making him squeak in fear.

"Um...H-Hello?"

He jumped back with a scream as blood appeared on the ground. He held his chest as he breathed scared gasps. He scooted back when dark feather penguins came in front of him. Though, they looked like zombies if anything.

"No,...

Enjoy! :D


What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life または death matter!
I was in a deep sleep 落花生, ピーナッツ dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....

Okay. I just read the 記事 myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if あなた can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give または take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If あなた wanted to give a proper review, あなた should've first 与えられた much more...