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Insanity 02.02.15

Warning: This chapter is rated T for some disturbing images. If あなた want to ask me what to expect in a comment, feel free to do so.

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“Boss,” called a ロブスター minion as he approached the villainous dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. “Boss, we’re—ready when あなた are,” he 発言しました uneasily.

Dr. Blowhole grinned coldly and turned to him with a burning eye. “Excellent, Red One. Prepare the operating table,” he purred.

The ロブスター swallowed and nodded, exiting without another word.

Blowhole looked back into the mirror, looking at the bandages around his right eye, his grin fading back into pure malice. It was he who had done this to him . . . that penguin that goes によって . . .

. . . Skipper.

He was embarking on his first attempt at striking revenge against the dullard humans. Then they showed up. Skipper and his team: Kowalski, Rico, and Private. He had laughed when he first met them. Four cute and cuddly penguins coming to foil his plan? It was ridiculous!

Only there was nothing cute nor cuddly about them.

They fought through his army of lobsters, shut down his entire operation, and had taken his eye out in the process. He had pinned down that damned penguin, Skipper, and had come close to killing him off, when he grabbed a nearby pipe and sliced his eye. It had cut so deep that it had actually . . .

Well, let’s just say ゼリー was involved, and not the type あなた put on toast.

He was going to make those penguins pay. He was going to 表示する them what happens when あなた mess with Dr. Blowhole. They thought they knew anger? They thought they knew evil? Well, their world was about to get a whole lot darker. They had seen nothing yet.

He wheeled himself into the operating room, where a few lobsters stood によって to operate a machine that would secure his latest creation onto his useless eye. He used his flippers to push himself up onto the operating 表, テーブル and laid back.

“Um, Boss, are あなた sure あなた don’t want the anesthetic?” one of the lobsters asked.

Blowhole stared back into the mirror at the foot end of the machine so he could watch everything that was happening.

“No,” he answered coldly, “I want to see and feel everything. I don’t want to miss a single sensation,” he 発言しました grinning like a madman—probably because he was one.

The lobsters exchanged a nervous glance as Blowhole started undoing the bandages to reveal his sunken eyelid over the empty socket, dried blood surrounding it, and a scratch that cut diagonally across it. The lobsters kept themselves composed.

“Do it,” Blowhole 発言しました relaxing his body.

Taking a breath, two lobsters approached the 表, テーブル and started strapping him down: once at his tail, once at his waist, once at his chest, twice on each flipper, and once at his shoulders. One of the lobsters put a stick horizontally in his mouth as the other gently wiped away the dried blood with a damp rag. After stepping away, a ロブスター at the controls announced to stand clear and hit a button.

The machine whirred to life and the operating 表, テーブル raised to where it was nearly vertical. A set of metal claws lowered themselves toward Blowhole’s face holding a thin device shaped in a near complete circle. It brought the piece over his head and adjusted it so the little hole at one end fit just over the eye socket.

Then a smaller metal claw moved フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and Blowhole used his anger and hatred for those infernal penguins to brace himself. The small black piece the claw was holding had a few wires sticking out of it, which another set of claws about the size of sewing needles prepared to grab.

Once it was mere millimeters from his eye, the small claws grabbed the wires and pulled them inside Blowhole’s socket, connecting them to his optic nerve. Blowhole bit down hard on the stick and growled in pain. His entire body tensed as he growled louder and deeper, causing the lobsters to back up in fear.

Once it had finished connecting one set of wires to his optic nerve, the small claws connected another set to the headpiece. Finally, the claw holding the black piece snapped it into the かぶと, ヘッドピース, ♥ and the claws retracted, the 表, テーブル laid back to its original horizontal position, and the machine silenced.

Blowhole let out another series of growls as his “eye” throbbed with pain. Once he started to calm down, the lobsters cautiously approached and undid his straps. Blowhole sat up, holding the eyepiece in pain. After it started to die down, he pulled the stick out of his mouth and gave it to one of the lobsters.

“Um,” one of the lobsters said, finally working up the courage to speak after the horrifying display he’d just seen, “Boss, h-how are あなた feeling?”

Blowhole opened his good eye and slowly grinned. “I feel amazing,” he purred. The lobsters exchanged a glance. Blowhole looked into the mirror. “Now let’s see how this baby does.”

He hit a button on the eyepiece and it started to burn red in the center. Slowly, he was able to see through that “eye,” even though everything was colored red. He started to chuckle maliciously with wild eyes and the lobsters gulped.

“Excellent work, Red Ones. Now we plan revenge.”
The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are あなた hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 魚 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 魚 that a ロブスター left 次 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 魚 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 発言しました sadly. “Then what are あなた waiting for? All あなた gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, または thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would あなた define yourself? Are あなた yourself because of your actions, または are your actions based on who あなた are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes あなた are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: こんにちは that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are あなた hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! あなた make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 発言しました so at the meeting! あなた didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do あなた think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to あなた talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音楽 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音楽 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are あなた all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if あなた can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired によって peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the 次 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, あなた have to キッス each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: あなた heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop キス each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. こんにちは KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer によって my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移動する back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't あなた crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I 発言しました in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do あなた realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to デザイン the blueprint!
Me: Dude, あなた seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If あなた have any other 質問 あなた can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前 日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 発言しました location. She looked at the clock on the ウォール 次 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 時 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of あなた who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank あなた Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell あなた who tranquilized あなた guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 安全, 安全です distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and フレンズ are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the 次 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva あなた can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his ベッド and walked into the 次 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 次 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, あなた should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski 発言しました lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper 発言しました "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene ファン あなた will 愛 her!) And i 愛 my music, so in parts of the 記事 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope あなた like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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posted by Kait_Wolf
It was a rainy 日 in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring 日 ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a ペンギン and shakes to dry her feathers* あなた guys, don`t go outside または あなた will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, あなた got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 日 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
posted by alexrusso-213
Harry:Alex today is your special 日
Alex:fun-sized 日
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I 愛 laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex