Insanity 02.02.15
Warning: This chapter is rated T for some disturbing images. If あなた want to ask me what to expect in a comment, feel free to do so.
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“Boss,” called a ロブスター minion as he approached the villainous dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. “Boss, we’re—ready when あなた are,” he 発言しました uneasily.
Dr. Blowhole grinned coldly and turned to him with a burning eye. “Excellent, Red One. Prepare the operating table,” he purred.
The ロブスター swallowed and nodded, exiting without another word.
Blowhole looked back into the mirror, looking at the bandages around his right eye, his grin fading back into pure malice. It was he who had done this to him . . . that penguin that goes によって . . .
. . . Skipper.
He was embarking on his first attempt at striking revenge against the dullard humans. Then they showed up. Skipper and his team: Kowalski, Rico, and Private. He had laughed when he first met them. Four cute and cuddly penguins coming to foil his plan? It was ridiculous!
Only there was nothing cute nor cuddly about them.
They fought through his army of lobsters, shut down his entire operation, and had taken his eye out in the process. He had pinned down that damned penguin, Skipper, and had come close to killing him off, when he grabbed a nearby pipe and sliced his eye. It had cut so deep that it had actually . . .
Well, let’s just say ゼリー was involved, and not the type あなた put on toast.
He was going to make those penguins pay. He was going to 表示する them what happens when あなた mess with Dr. Blowhole. They thought they knew anger? They thought they knew evil? Well, their world was about to get a whole lot darker. They had seen nothing yet.
He wheeled himself into the operating room, where a few lobsters stood によって to operate a machine that would secure his latest creation onto his useless eye. He used his flippers to push himself up onto the operating 表, テーブル and laid back.
“Um, Boss, are あなた sure あなた don’t want the anesthetic?” one of the lobsters asked.
Blowhole stared back into the mirror at the foot end of the machine so he could watch everything that was happening.
“No,” he answered coldly, “I want to see and feel everything. I don’t want to miss a single sensation,” he 発言しました grinning like a madman—probably because he was one.
The lobsters exchanged a nervous glance as Blowhole started undoing the bandages to reveal his sunken eyelid over the empty socket, dried blood surrounding it, and a scratch that cut diagonally across it. The lobsters kept themselves composed.
“Do it,” Blowhole 発言しました relaxing his body.
Taking a breath, two lobsters approached the 表, テーブル and started strapping him down: once at his tail, once at his waist, once at his chest, twice on each flipper, and once at his shoulders. One of the lobsters put a stick horizontally in his mouth as the other gently wiped away the dried blood with a damp rag. After stepping away, a ロブスター at the controls announced to stand clear and hit a button.
The machine whirred to life and the operating 表, テーブル raised to where it was nearly vertical. A set of metal claws lowered themselves toward Blowhole’s face holding a thin device shaped in a near complete circle. It brought the piece over his head and adjusted it so the little hole at one end fit just over the eye socket.
Then a smaller metal claw moved フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and Blowhole used his anger and hatred for those infernal penguins to brace himself. The small black piece the claw was holding had a few wires sticking out of it, which another set of claws about the size of sewing needles prepared to grab.
Once it was mere millimeters from his eye, the small claws grabbed the wires and pulled them inside Blowhole’s socket, connecting them to his optic nerve. Blowhole bit down hard on the stick and growled in pain. His entire body tensed as he growled louder and deeper, causing the lobsters to back up in fear.
Once it had finished connecting one set of wires to his optic nerve, the small claws connected another set to the headpiece. Finally, the claw holding the black piece snapped it into the かぶと, ヘッドピース, ♥ and the claws retracted, the 表, テーブル laid back to its original horizontal position, and the machine silenced.
Blowhole let out another series of growls as his “eye” throbbed with pain. Once he started to calm down, the lobsters cautiously approached and undid his straps. Blowhole sat up, holding the eyepiece in pain. After it started to die down, he pulled the stick out of his mouth and gave it to one of the lobsters.
“Um,” one of the lobsters said, finally working up the courage to speak after the horrifying display he’d just seen, “Boss, h-how are あなた feeling?”
Blowhole opened his good eye and slowly grinned. “I feel amazing,” he purred. The lobsters exchanged a glance. Blowhole looked into the mirror. “Now let’s see how this baby does.”
He hit a button on the eyepiece and it started to burn red in the center. Slowly, he was able to see through that “eye,” even though everything was colored red. He started to chuckle maliciously with wild eyes and the lobsters gulped.
“Excellent work, Red Ones. Now we plan revenge.”
Warning: This chapter is rated T for some disturbing images. If あなた want to ask me what to expect in a comment, feel free to do so.
— § —
“Boss,” called a ロブスター minion as he approached the villainous dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. “Boss, we’re—ready when あなた are,” he 発言しました uneasily.
Dr. Blowhole grinned coldly and turned to him with a burning eye. “Excellent, Red One. Prepare the operating table,” he purred.
The ロブスター swallowed and nodded, exiting without another word.
Blowhole looked back into the mirror, looking at the bandages around his right eye, his grin fading back into pure malice. It was he who had done this to him . . . that penguin that goes によって . . .
. . . Skipper.
He was embarking on his first attempt at striking revenge against the dullard humans. Then they showed up. Skipper and his team: Kowalski, Rico, and Private. He had laughed when he first met them. Four cute and cuddly penguins coming to foil his plan? It was ridiculous!
Only there was nothing cute nor cuddly about them.
They fought through his army of lobsters, shut down his entire operation, and had taken his eye out in the process. He had pinned down that damned penguin, Skipper, and had come close to killing him off, when he grabbed a nearby pipe and sliced his eye. It had cut so deep that it had actually . . .
Well, let’s just say ゼリー was involved, and not the type あなた put on toast.
He was going to make those penguins pay. He was going to 表示する them what happens when あなた mess with Dr. Blowhole. They thought they knew anger? They thought they knew evil? Well, their world was about to get a whole lot darker. They had seen nothing yet.
He wheeled himself into the operating room, where a few lobsters stood によって to operate a machine that would secure his latest creation onto his useless eye. He used his flippers to push himself up onto the operating 表, テーブル and laid back.
“Um, Boss, are あなた sure あなた don’t want the anesthetic?” one of the lobsters asked.
Blowhole stared back into the mirror at the foot end of the machine so he could watch everything that was happening.
“No,” he answered coldly, “I want to see and feel everything. I don’t want to miss a single sensation,” he 発言しました grinning like a madman—probably because he was one.
The lobsters exchanged a nervous glance as Blowhole started undoing the bandages to reveal his sunken eyelid over the empty socket, dried blood surrounding it, and a scratch that cut diagonally across it. The lobsters kept themselves composed.
“Do it,” Blowhole 発言しました relaxing his body.
Taking a breath, two lobsters approached the 表, テーブル and started strapping him down: once at his tail, once at his waist, once at his chest, twice on each flipper, and once at his shoulders. One of the lobsters put a stick horizontally in his mouth as the other gently wiped away the dried blood with a damp rag. After stepping away, a ロブスター at the controls announced to stand clear and hit a button.
The machine whirred to life and the operating 表, テーブル raised to where it was nearly vertical. A set of metal claws lowered themselves toward Blowhole’s face holding a thin device shaped in a near complete circle. It brought the piece over his head and adjusted it so the little hole at one end fit just over the eye socket.
Then a smaller metal claw moved フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and Blowhole used his anger and hatred for those infernal penguins to brace himself. The small black piece the claw was holding had a few wires sticking out of it, which another set of claws about the size of sewing needles prepared to grab.
Once it was mere millimeters from his eye, the small claws grabbed the wires and pulled them inside Blowhole’s socket, connecting them to his optic nerve. Blowhole bit down hard on the stick and growled in pain. His entire body tensed as he growled louder and deeper, causing the lobsters to back up in fear.
Once it had finished connecting one set of wires to his optic nerve, the small claws connected another set to the headpiece. Finally, the claw holding the black piece snapped it into the かぶと, ヘッドピース, ♥ and the claws retracted, the 表, テーブル laid back to its original horizontal position, and the machine silenced.
Blowhole let out another series of growls as his “eye” throbbed with pain. Once he started to calm down, the lobsters cautiously approached and undid his straps. Blowhole sat up, holding the eyepiece in pain. After it started to die down, he pulled the stick out of his mouth and gave it to one of the lobsters.
“Um,” one of the lobsters said, finally working up the courage to speak after the horrifying display he’d just seen, “Boss, h-how are あなた feeling?”
Blowhole opened his good eye and slowly grinned. “I feel amazing,” he purred. The lobsters exchanged a glance. Blowhole looked into the mirror. “Now let’s see how this baby does.”
He hit a button on the eyepiece and it started to burn red in the center. Slowly, he was able to see through that “eye,” even though everything was colored red. He started to chuckle maliciously with wild eyes and the lobsters gulped.
“Excellent work, Red Ones. Now we plan revenge.”
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
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User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
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User: What's funny?
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User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
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Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are あなた hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, または thing?
User: What?
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User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes あなた are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
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Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are あなた hitting yourself?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. こんにちは KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移動する back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
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@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't あなた crawl into a #pantry and die already..
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. こんにちは KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer によって my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移動する back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 日 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 日 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
Harry:Alex today is your special 日
Alex:fun-sized 日
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I 愛 laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex
Alex:fun-sized 日
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I 愛 laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex