ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: POM SNL Cold Opening

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posted by mostar1219

Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.

Setting: 124 巻き貝, コーチ, コンクシェル St.
Time: 10:40pm

Spongebob: another 年 another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them ペンギン恋愛中 again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are あなた going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When あなた finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes あなた think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much もっと見る in one feather than あなた guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at 机, デスク and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the 投票 and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: あなた sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will あなた get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) あなた know, あなた nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

Penguinator and peacebaby7 like this

Angie2468 AWESOME!!!!!!! I HATE spongebob. POM will ALWAYS WIN! You know, Spongbob is Nickelodeon's own show and since PoM was second (and still is second) most watched show, if it was aired more it probably would be first and take over Spongebob, but i'm sure Nickelodeon wouldn't want that because Spongebob would go second and that's their own show, so, I think, that's why their canceling it.

peacebaby7 XD Awesome. Question: Pork broccoli? XD ^Agreed. -_-

Penguinator I hate Spongebob. PoM Forever!

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Separate (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Home" によって Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (2) Breaking the Ice

posted by peacebaby7

She woke slowly, she realized she was somewhere inside, she couldn’t feel the cold winter crisp on her cheeks. It was warmer here. At least she was warm until ice cold water landed in her face. She shook her head and spat out water, then realized she was tied to a chair. When her vision cleared, she saw Skipper standing there, pointing a water gun at her, a bucket full of ice water a few feet away. He spoke with fierce anger to his voice. “Where are my men?”

“Like I’d tell you.” She replied with a straight face, she had a thick British...

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The Black Death Chapter 9: The Dawning of Depression

posted by legendary7

For the 次 nine days, Skipper wasn't himself. All day, every day, he mobed in the rocking chair. He would stare out the window. Sometimes he'd watch the sky. Others he would groggily daze out at the woods, または fix his eyes on the tame flow of the lake.
The once great leader would find himself waking up those days after noon. Losing one of his men, was practically losing, not a battle, but a war. Very surge of confidence from his body had seemed to be demolished.
It had come to the point where Rico and Private went to do things without him.They begged Skipper to get and do something, but it...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (2) Running Away

posted by peacebaby7

June 27, 2004
1352 Hours

Amanda was in her bathroom in her and her husband’s ロンドン apartment. She was pacing back and forth. She was nervous, not knowing what to expect. She looked at her watch again. The 15 分 were up. She picked it up and examined it. She beamed and began crying tears of joy. She couldn’t wait to tell Hans. He was stationed in Denmark at the moment but was scheduled to be back tomorrow afternoon.

1824 Hours

Amanda was in the living area of her 5th floor apartment reading. She heard the light pattering of rain outside,...

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The Black Death Chapter 7: Beautiful Eyes, Hiding Decieving Lies

posted by legendary7

日 3
First thing in the morning, Skipper got the team up, to look into the discovery Kowalski made. None of them stopped until all the 本 were scattered on the floor. It had to have been impossible.
There was no possible trace of evidence. The room wasn't there, even. It was like it had just vanished.
"Sorry, Kowalski, but it's like there's no way this happened." Skipper said.
"I know, but あなた have to believe me! I saw it. I saw them!" Kowalski exclaimed.
"We do, Kowalski, it's just that this place makes it extremely hard." Private reassured Kowalski.
"Thanks, but I'm not sure if I even believe...

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A POM Conversation

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope あなた enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a フルーツスムージー with mangoes, grapes, um... ザクロ and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well 次 time あなた will be making yourself もっと見る clear! I was looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are あなた a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: あなた can.

Kowalski: Yay! I 愛 lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then あなた can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 8

posted by peacebaby7

The 次 Day...

It was now time to get the plane down. Rico hacked up some knives & the penguins were carefully slicing the vines that were holding the plane in the tree. "OK! This bird's about to fall! Everyone stand back & prepare yourselves!" Skipper announced to the crowd of lemurs down below. Julien, on the ground, 発言しました to Maurice, "What bird? I see no bird..." Suddenly, with a lurch, the plane fell.

It wasn't as bad as was predicted. Once it hit the platform, it bounced once, & landed with a thud. The lemurs then began cheering. The penguins leaped down from out of the trees...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 7

posted by peacebaby7

Note to reader: I decided to start doing my 記事 in もっと見る of a story form instead of a script-like form...It's much easier to work in details. Those who have read my 前記事 know me to do my 記事 that way. Anyway, please enjoy the 次 chapter of Madagascar Epilogue.

Madagascar

Three Months Into Construction...

The past 3 months of construction has been very progressing for the animals. The platform is now nearly completed, & the penguins were now getting ready to bring down the plane after careful analysis of the plane's engine state.

The four mischievous penguins were now...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 5

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Marty, Alex, & The Penguins...

Marty: "We're comin' Alex!"

Alex: "Great but, I can't see Melman from here...Oh no あなた didn't get the pengu--"

Skipper: "Hold on Hippi! We're here to help!"

Alex: "Marty! Why did あなた bring them!?"

Marty: "Melman was busy."

Skipper: "With that attitude maybe we'll just leave あなた in that tree!"

Alex: "Good! I'd be safer!"

Skipper: "Fine! C'mon men!"

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh! あなた four have to go help him!"

Skipper: "Look, Stripes! He obviously does not need または want our help! He can just wait up there until later on. It'll probably be very late at night when Tall Guy...

Crossroads: Part 9

posted by Skiparah

I clenched my eyes shut as the sting nipped my back. I tried to stop a cry of pain from escaping my beak but it broke free, echoing in the large room. I heard the slicing whack again and the sensation of lightning shooting through me made me yowl in agony, sweat poured down my face. I looked over my shoulder at Blowhole, a pleading expression on my face, "Blowhole, this is unnecessary! If あなた want revenge kill me!" Blowhole chuckled. The lashings stopped. The purr of his segway neared me, "Alexander, this IS revenge. What better way to enjoy it, than to watch あなた suffer?" He lifted the whip...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien 発言しました that あなた can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do あなた think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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Crossroads: Part 4

posted by Skiparah

The camp was really a nice place, if didn't mind the gun-powder scent, which I eventully got used to. Leeland showed me around, going from tent to tent. In less than five 分 the whole camp knew me. I realized how dangerous that was. If my mother was to come here looking for me, anyone could give me away and the ギグ would be up. This wasn't hatchling's play. This was real. We came to the last tent, Leeland's tent. "Oh, Alexander," Leeland began suddenly, looking at me over his shoulder, "There's someone I want あなた to meet." He dissapeared into the tent. I could hear voices and the sound...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Skipper made it to the 次 area of the castle, the Coliseum. As he walked によって he saw dead bodies, most skeletons of warriors, all who have fought in the Coliseum in the past. But then, the skeleton warriors came back to life. Skipper noticed the sounds coming from behind him. He pulled out his sword and shield but he was outnumbered and soon surrounded によって skeleton warriors. One of the skeleton warriors ordered Skipper to come with them to the battlefield. With not much of a choice, Skipper went with them.

They lead him to the battlefield area of the Coliseum, where they went back to...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded によって humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will あなた be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 21

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do あなた feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do あなた remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do あなた mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, あなた have me あなた one-eyed freak. So what do あなた want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift あなた want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the 城 right before he got inside a huge 狼, オオカミ monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two もっと見る狼, オオカミ monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one スラッシュ from his powerful sword. The lights of the 城 then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One によって one then came but he was still no problem for the ペンギン vampire. Killing of all them he made...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 16

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first 年 hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, 星, つ星 charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of 宇宙 stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean あなた no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! 表示する yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. あなた have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from あなた it doesn't mean あなた should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...