User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? あなた can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do あなた mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do あなた like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! あなた ARE!

Cleverbot: But あなた told me that あなた are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.