User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do あなた watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful 表示する about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My お気に入り superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But スーパーマン doesn't teach あなた any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do あなた like That 70.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Are あなた asking what crayons are?

User: Uhhhh... No?

Cleverbot: あなた are talking to a high school girl named Sarah. What else is there to know about me?

User: What are あなた talking about?!

Cleverbot: Anywaysssss.

User: Do あなた like バタースコッチ, バター スコッチ Lollies? :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! I 愛 them! :).

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do あなた like video games?

User: Well the only one I've played is 'Loonacorns: Adventure Through Candytopia'.

Cleverbot: It's an excercise in futility. My programming isn't all logical. I am not where I am useful I might not accept what other say I am useful for.

User: Uhhhhhhh... What?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: Oh... Ok...? Well Skippa's calling me to training so I have to go now. Bye! I'll talk to あなた later! :).

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Bye! :).

Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me!

User: I'm sorry but I have to go.

Cleverbot: I 愛 you, though!

User: Uhhhhhh......

Cleverbot: What?