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posted by mostar1219
The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid あなた guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: あなた wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast is clear.
K: She doesn't seem to suspect a thing.
At the school; backstage
Me: (talking to myself) Alright, wig in place, check. Make up for the lights, check.
K: (from behind me) Complete confidence?
Me: Check. What? (looking behind me)
K: What's up, Monique?
S: Just to let あなた know, this was Kowalski's idea.
Me: I didn't think あなた guys would make it.
K: Well, I took a little peek into the future, let the others know ahead of time, and came up with this idea to see あなた perform.
Mastique: Jessica, David and I made it here, too.
Me: Okay, but why is Mort here? (pointing behind Jessica)
Jessica: Oh, my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep Mort from annoying him.
Mort: (struggling with container) Woah, this is heavy and smells like a boot.
S: That's number 12!!
K: I thought we got rid of that! (Mort accidentally throws the formula and it gets into my mouth)
Me: I don't feel so good.
K: Just take it easy, Monique.
Me: I need to find the restroom! (runs off)
In the restroom
Me: (after vomitting 27 times) Eww, I'm a mess. Better clean up and change before I go on.
Backstage 1 時 later
Jessica: Alright, I set up the cage back ホーム and made a stuffed animal version of my dad's feet. I still don't get this obsession problem.
Mastique: I'll do the spell. Transportus Mortus キツネザル Habitatus. (Mort disappears)
Me: (walking back. I end up looking skinny while wearing dark clothing with spiked boots and my hair completely down) Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find anything else at this size.
K: Woah! あなた look completely different.
David: It seems hard to believe that you're you.
Announcer: And now, Angela Bult!
Me: Well, I better get going. I'll be 歌う a few familiar songs. (on stage, I aing "Reflection", "Graveyard 8", and "What About Now".)
The 次 day
Maurice: Wait, isn't that Monique?
Julien: What? No, that can't be, she looks like she's been skinnified または something.
Mort: I know what happened.
Julien: Shut up, annoying one and stay in that cage!
In the HQ
K: Alright, now to scan あなた with the Laser Disguise 線, レイ and this look will be saved as a disguise.
S: (mumbles) Obviously.
K: Now, stand still. (Kowalski scans me with his invention) Alright, あなた can return to normal with your spell now.
Me: Though there was lack of recognition in store, I'd like to be how I was before. (I return to normal size)
K: Perfect.
Me: I don't want to end up like Sherman Klump and Buddy Love.
K: Then, I guess there's one もっと見る thing that あなた need to do.
Me: Confess about who I really am?
K: Exactly.
At the school
Me: (as Angela Bult) Everyone, listen. I know I looked different now than I looked last night.
ランダム Kid: あなた sure do look different.
Me: Yea, so before I get a little out of control with my appearance change, I just want to say...(looking unsure at Kowalski, who is backstage)
K: (whisper) Don't feel bad about this.
Me:...I'm not just Angela Bult. (takes off the wig and everyone gasps) I'm a recently fellow New Yorker named Monique Peterson. (note: Peterson is a disguise last name for the name "Monique Penguin")
Same kid from "Field Tripped": I've seen あなた at the zoo a lot!
Me: Never mind that. The point is, Angela Bult was just a double identity creation. I'm sorry if I disappoint. (long silence)
ランダム female student: She's still the incredible female singer. Let's hear it for Monique Peterson! (everyone cheers)
Me: (whispering) What just happened?
K: (whispering back) あなた stood up for yourself and revealed something big. Their not only cheering for your success in the past, but their cheering for your courage.
Back at the zoo
K: Well, that's one less tragedy to worry about.
Me: Yea, now we need to figure out how to keep Jessica from being sucked into Julien's stupidity.
K: Oh don't worry. In that case, we may be young for grandparenting, but we've got a few tricks up the sleeve.
Me: Way ahead of you. I mentally replaced Julien's stupidity, minus the dancing, with some insanity.
K: Who's insanity?
Me: I don't know how but mine's and someone elses.
Jessica: Who wants to battle chainsaws? (vomits a chainsaw)
Me: Uh oh.
K: Retreat!!! (we both run away)

The end
skipper was planing there trip 2 antartica kowlski was makeing his invention rico 読書 his magazen (you saw him 読書 his magazeen in "jiggles") so private wanted to 表示する polly around the zoo private just couldnt get enough of polly's cuteness so the tour began. while they passed the キツネザル habitat king julien saw it polly's neckcless was plastic bu that didnt stop him

"i want the neckless!" king juilen demaned

he wanted the neckless imagin him with it he would look like a real king

anyway polly and private went to marlene's habitat

marlene:oh who is this little cutey pie oh i just want to...
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posted by Penguin11
If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave 表示する is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had 発言しました TV could make あなた go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...
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“Liam, where are we?” Katherine asked her lieutenant. She and her 10-penguins team (including her) were in a ventilation tunnel of Blowhole’s lair, hidden on an island.
A tall ペンギン with brown eyes and spiky feathers on his head looked down through a crate. Then he started 書く something in his notebook.
“According to my calculations, we’re over Blowhole’s warehouse” he stated.
“Okay, here’s our destination. Heather, give me a rope” Katherine ordered.
“Wait a second…” Heather, the weapons specialist who was a ペンギン with green-blue eyes and curly dark brown hair,...
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- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two もっと見る hours until they 表示する the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one 日 can あなた please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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