ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The カワウソ, オッター Woman isn't Skilene.

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I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The カワウソ, オッター Woman isn't Skilene.

posted by SkipperXLisa

People saw the タイトル card for The カワウソ, オッター Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
あなた may ask, "Have あなた seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In fact, ESPECIALLY not Skipper, it seems. She doesn't seem to like the attention at all. So yeah, Marlene likes Skipper. /rolls eyes
When they find out that she's actually Marlene, they automatically loose interest.
If anything, this is an ANTI Skilene ep. Do あなた guys seriously not see that the makers of PoM are pretty much DENYING Skilene? I have no problem with someone liking Skilene, but face it, it's not going to happen in the show. Think. There was Kitka, first off. Yeah, yeah, they "end" in the ending. BUT if Skipper DID like Marlene, would he fall in 愛 with Kitka? Maybe. But I would think he'd think of Marlene. There are plenty of times Skipper makes fun of Marlene/females and mammals, and even pushes her (In the Line of Doody). And don't give me that "They pretend they don't like each other because they're in love!!!!111111!!!!!!11" crap. It's only true in anime. アニメ isn't like real life. In real life (and usually cartoons; the I-hate-you-well-actually-I-love-you-thing is only in anime), people, if they like each other, come out and say it.
I would rant some more, but Deltora Quest is on, so yeah.

MsKowalski99, alex356 and 4 others like this

SPKR689 ...you dont know how much i love this *_* it makes me want to watch it to see the ANTI SKILENE!! >XD thank you for this, EXTREMELY VALUBLE INFORMATION!!!

BirdG You're speaking out of my soul!!! Thanks!!!

skipperfan5431 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I saw it in spanish, but only understood a bit of it. I LOVE ANTI SKILENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEESSSSSS!!!

ladywhiplasher Finally, some People which dislike skilene as I do! That whole Skipper and Marlene stuff is so getting on my nerves. They'll never be a couple, just accept it!!!

Icicle1penguin All of you up there are breaking my heart! D': *runs away crying*

Icicle1penguin Okay, back again. ...Darn, I was wondering when someone will actually catch up! XD Nice observation guuuuurl! Seriously! I gotta give you props! XD Yes, I knew. I posted a forum in the Skilene club, like, a week after the episode aired, but no one noticed. I reviewed it in my head, I mean, Skipper fell in love with "Arlene". Ya know. Without the M. I bet this would make a big difference if Marlene said "Marlene" instead of "Arlene." But alas, With Kowalski holding her tounge it was impossible. Too late, she has become "Arlene" XD I have nooo idea how Kitka had anything to do with this though, I mean, A predator seeking for danger? I don't blame him for falling in love with her. I mean, She was PERFECT! Ya know? XD Okay, I agree with the whole "They pretend they don't like each other because they're in love!!!!111111!!!!!!11" Oh my gosh, they're HORRIBLY INCORRECT! I don't see any sign that they're interested in each other! C'mon people, OPEN YOUR EYES! I mean, I love Skilene, you know that already, but let's be logical here! sure, they come in contact sometimes, but they're just friends! (I'm hoping best though. XD) If the creators want to tell us that there is no such thing as Skilene, They REALLY shouldn't let Skipper put his flipper around Marlene, RIGHT!?! XD

Icicle1penguin Seriously, Putting a flipper around the otter isn't helping the "Denying that there's Skilene" Thing! XD

Penguinangel I saw this article, and my first thought was seriously "I wonder if Angie's been here." XD I like Skilene, but really just for the fanart and fanfics. I know they aren't in love with eachother, and they never will be. It's just fun to ship, really. :3

ladywhiplasher Yeah I think so too. They´re just friends. But I´ve seen people, who are obsessed with the idea of skilene. And I just got tired of it. I don´t think that the creators of POM wanted them to be together and would never put a real relationship into the series.

SPKR689 i do think they are telling us their just friends. i mean really? Skipper had a love, still dont know what happened there but he is going to be single in this show. whatever happends outside the show is fandom. has nothing to do with the show and that is that. now i am going to go bow down to the creators for making a "YOUR NOT GETTING SKILENE" epi ^^ hehehe

LtKowalski Very well said!

xDark_Angelx I still like the idea of Skilene (and I sure wouldn't mind for it to happen, though ^.^), but I also like to be realistic. They don't seem to be anything more than friends, yes. Very nicely put!

hanz1192 I don't actually consider the Otter Woman a Skilene episode because the guys (most especially Skipper) fell in love with "ARLENE" not Marlene, I repeat ARLENE. So it doesn't count as Skilene. They fell in love with a different Otter.

dsprtpenguin ^ i agree with hans. Guys, Otter woman wasn't a Skilene episode, it's an ArlenexSkipper one. Oh joy.

hanz1192 Exactly, Skilene hasn't happened yet, now if you ask me about Doris and Kowalski, I'm still holding out hope that it will happen

Icicle1penguin WAIT! Technically It's a Skilene episode. Get it? (Ski)pper + Ar(lene) = Skilene. XD

MsKowalski99 Then Is The Epi Really A Marski, Privlene, Or Mico, Episode? I Just have to Know That............ Now!

ladywhiplasher I have the episode in german. And skipper says at the end, that he just pretended having a crush on arlene. So I think even this pairing failed. Hooray!

xDark_Angelx ^Siriusly? 'Cause he must be a very good actor. XD

SkipperXLisa @Penguinangel OHYUSYOUCANBETYERASSANGIEWUZHERE. xD I love you guys. :'D xD I don't mind someone supporting Skilene at all. But thinking it will be, even worse, thinking it already is, cannon, is ridiculous. I really don't hate Skilene. As I said above, and have said many times before, it's just when people think it is/will be cannon. In fact lately I've sorta-kinda been liking it (I'm still a Skisa fan through-and-through ;)) I probably have more I wanted to say when I came here but my brain farted. xD

EppofangirlXD But it IS a skilene episode!: Skipper+Arlene=Skilene! Duh.

Saori14 Dudes, when Skipper says hes a good actor, he feels the need to say it because his team was starting 2 doubt him. If there wasn't anything underneath Skipper wouldn't even have pointed it out. And although I don't mind Skilene I think that in the last episode of EVAH we'll see skipper and marlene holding hands or something, like a hint, bcuz a pairing in the actual series would ruin it.

Saori14 Although, when "Arlene" catches Skipper next to the wall drawing him and Arlene with a heart, Arlene's drawing had a chest patch a different colour. This doesn't show up when Arlene's all white, so maybe he was drawing Marlene?

mostar1219 Man, I hate when people go all Spock and say that Skilene is illogical! Think of it as a mystery that most of the group feels they get. When an episode involving Skilene comes along, I've got 4 words for you and in random order, they are "told, i, so, you".

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.

posted by Random-Partier

Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful ペンギン (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...

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Caught ~4~ ~Sophia meets the team~

posted by winkies77

Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large クレート, 木枠 with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my クレート, 木枠 and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with 魚 streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: ディナー For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell または smoke. His 枕 grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The もっと見る he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much もっと見る comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the ペンギン moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let あなた sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are あなた in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the 魚 and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Body Swap Part 4

posted by sowem

The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the 線, レイ in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did あなた talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of あなた as a son あなた know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask あなた something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do あなた like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is 安全, 安全です with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 秒 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The ペンギン laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life または Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are あなた hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 魚 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 魚 that a ロブスター left 次 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 魚 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 発言しました sadly. “Then what are あなた waiting for? All あなた gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, または thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would あなた define yourself? Are あなた yourself because of your actions, または are your actions based on who あなた are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes あなた are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: こんにちは that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are あなた hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy 愛プレビュー

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 発言しました happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 発言しました in his Danish accent. "Then によって the powers invested in me...I now pronounce あなた man and wife. あなた may キッス your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their フレンズ stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 上, ページのトップへ instead of the bottom due to everything in the 城 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! あなた make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 発言しました so at the meeting! あなた didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do あなた think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to あなた talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音楽 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音楽 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are あなた all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if あなた can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired によって peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the 次 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, あなた have to キッス each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: あなた heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop キス each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying オレンジ (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. こんにちは KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer によって my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移動する back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't あなた crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I 発言しました in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do あなた realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to デザイン the blueprint!
Me: Dude, あなた seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If あなた have any other 質問あなた can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 発言しました location. She looked at the clock on the ウォール次 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 時 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...