ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Harry potter meets pom part 5

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posted by alex356

Me:soooooo that's wasn't so hard was it
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because あなた look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean あなた know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are あなた leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome あなた can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay

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Stupid Crazy Love: (7) Falling Hard

posted by peacebaby7

March 20, 2012
0853 hours

    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well あなた look rested.” Skipper 発言しました sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 4 Promisse and the Curse

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Ok, nice to meet you, we must came back to zoo, so, bye” 発言しました Skipper.
“Wait a minute, leader”
“Do あなた know who is leader?”
“You can’t go” 発言しました Prince and laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I have him” 発言しました Prince and caught Private.
“Help!” screamed Private.
“Hey! Let him go!”
Dark Prince laughed.
“Ok, what are あなた want?”
“You must gave me a magical Black Rose” 発言しました Prince.
“We haven’t got any black roses, Rico?”
Rico checked his stomach.
“Sorry” he said.
“See? Now give us Private”
Prince only laugh and he hurt him によって a rose thorn.
“What are あなた doing!?”...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (4) Tears of a True Soldier

posted by peacebaby7

    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...

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I Need あなた Back (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Life After You" によって Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down によって a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her ヘルメット on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 2

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva 発言しました "Listen,all of you! Do あなた think あなた could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze あなた all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the テレビ turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a 秒 thought. "We have to disguise あなた as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful ペンギン rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied によって the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, または so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The ボート was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

Stupid Crazy 愛プレビュー

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 発言しました happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 発言しました in his Danish accent. "Then によって the powers invested in me...I now pronounce あなた man and wife. あなた may キッス your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their フレンズ stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My カップケーキ is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our お気に入り foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little 食 beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When あなた miss someone あなた愛あなた can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the 日 ever again.

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The Black Death Chapter 3 ディナー

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, あなた are." She shot back. "If it's an apology あなた want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 9 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! あなた know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the シート, 座席 and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every ペンギン for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't または anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be フレンズ than to own friends..."

RK: "What are あなた doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

ペンギン Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any もっと見る Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see あなた alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any もっと見る advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any もっと見る Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any もっと見る advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

ペンギン Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火災, 火 truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火災, 火 engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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もっと見る Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first 日 at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides あなた and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me もっと見る about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, あなた can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating 魚または any thing. We'll only eat pastas, チョコレート balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the ボート might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the ボート moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect 日 for sailing. Just...

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled によって until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to あなた it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank あなた for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one または the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and 動物 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...