hi, my name is dio brando and i live an average life in my mansion in egypt. one 日 vanilla ice and hol horse, my trusted servants told me that they had 2 sell me 2 one direction and i was so shocked i summoned my stand za warudo and was like "ZA WARUDOOOO" and stopped tiem 4 2 秒 and i vibe checked their asses
but then somebody broke into my mansion, and who could it be other than one direction themselves and harry was like "dio, ure our slave now" and i was like "omg harry ure so cute i want 2 キッス u but i dont want to be ure slave :("
"oh dio, i luv u gimmie kiss" 発言しました harry very britishly and we kissed and fell in 愛 and got married
- dio brando xx
but then somebody broke into my mansion, and who could it be other than one direction themselves and harry was like "dio, ure our slave now" and i was like "omg harry ure so cute i want 2 キッス u but i dont want to be ure slave :("
"oh dio, i luv u gimmie kiss" 発言しました harry very britishly and we kissed and fell in 愛 and got married
- dio brando xx