January 12, 2001
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back あなた two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let あなた talk in private. *Leaves*
Leonard: Andy thinks, you're seeing mares for prostitution.
Lewis: What gave him that idea?
Leonard: Three years ago, he saw you-
Lewis: Hey, that was three years ago. That mare he saw me with? She paid me 80 bucks for helping her get her car fixed.
Leonard: Well, alright, but if I find out that you're making money off of mares for sexual favors, you're gonna be in deep shit. The same goes to Bob, Shawn, and every other police pony.
Leonard was always on our case about this, but at the Silver Ballroom, on December of 2005, Bob made plans. Two new officers joined us while we were suspended. They were Bobby Fore, and Ren Blaze.
Bob: Okay, we all know about the mares in Illinois, right?
Orion: What part of Illinois?
Bob: East St. Foalis, they're just across the river from us.
Edwina: *Arrives*
There was also Edwina Warbucks. Warbucks wasn't an officer, but she was going to help us.
Bob: She's going to sneak into their hideout with a camera on a pair of glasses. *Pulls out the pair of glasses* The camera is too small to be seen, but the video quality is good. We can see everything.
Bobby: When are we pulling this off?
Bob: In two days. Edwina finds the drugs, we get millions of bucks, and we'll be rich for a very long time. Who's in?
Orion: We're all in.
Ren: Here here.
Kyle: *Arrives* Bob, your payment to me has been doubled.
Bob: Oh, ジーザス Christ.
Kyle: It's been 13 years Mr. Stone! I want my money now!
Bob: Kyle, how many times do I have to tell you, the scratch on that laser disc was there before I got it? I mean for all I know, あなた could have put it there.
Kyle: I didn't! あなた did! Give me my money!
Lewis: Kyle, come on. *Walks Kyle out of the bar* Just get the fuck out of here!
Kyle: I'll be back あなた guys! あなた just wait!! *Walks away*
次 day
Bob: *Walks outside of his house to get a newspaper*
Bobby: *Parks his car in front of Bob's house*
Bob: *Watching Bobby get out of his car, and walking towards him*
Bobby: *Gets 次 to Bob, and sees the flowers* They're beautiful.
Bob: Thanks. Is there something あなた want to talk about?
Bobby: Before we try to pull off our drug bust, I just realized something. Leonard won't want us to keep all of the money we make when we sell those drugs.
Bob: Look, everything is under control. あなた don't have to worry about it. We sell the drugs, make millions of dollars, keep our mouths shut, and don't buy anything until February. If everypony keeps quiet, no one, except for us will find out about it.
Bobby: Okay.
Kyle: *Running towards* Bob Stone!! Where's my money?!!?
Bob: *Grabs Kyle, and pushes him onto the ground* Go get money from somepony else あなた オレンジ cunt!
Kyle: *Gets up, and walks away, but he looks back at Bob* You'll pay for that! あなた WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!
Later, Shawn stopped at Lewis' house.
Shawn: *Rings the doorbell*
Lewis: I'll get it.
Andy: Alright.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Shawn: こんにちは Lewis.
Lewis: Come in Shawn. What's going on?
Shawn: *Closes the door, and whispers* we did it.
Lewis: Really? We got the money?
Shawn: Yeah. That's all I wanted to tell you. *Leaves*
Lewis: *Very excited* YEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!
Shawn: *Hears Lewis' screams of joy*
The Silver Ballroom was decorated for クリスマス which was only a couple of weeks away. This song is playing on a radio (Start at 1:32): link
Bob: Well done everypony. Drinks are on me.
Ren: *Arrives with チェリー Blossom*
チェリー Blossom
Bob: Where have あなた been Ren? And who's this?
Ren: My wife.
Cherry: How do あなた do?
Bob: Good.
Ren: Guess what I just bought? *Shows Bob the registration to a car he just bought* I bought myself a brand new Chrysler 300, in dark green.
Bob: *Looks at the registration* A Chrysler 300?
Ren: Yeah.
Bob: As in the car?
Ren: Of course the car. What else?
Bob: Didn't I tell あなた not to buy anything until February?! What if Leonard finds out about this?!?!
Ren: But Bob, it's just a car.
Bob: It's not just a car! It's a luxury car! How much did it cost you?!!?
Ren: Only thirty grand, and I got it registered under my mom's name.
Bob: I don't care! Take it back to the dealer, and sell it! This instant!!
Ren: Okay Bob. *Leaves with チェリー Blossom*
After they left, Orion arrived, wearing a fancy sports jacket.
Bob: Oh, not あなた too!
Orion: What?
Bob: What did I say about buying things?
Orion: I don't know. What did あなた say?
Bob: I 発言しました not to do it until February!! Can't あなた wait until two fucking months?!?!
Orion: Hey, calm down Bob-
Bob: NO! あなた CALM DOWN!! TAKE THIS BACK TO WHEREVER あなた GOT IT, AND GET RID OF IT!!!
Orion: *Leaves, speechless*
Shawn: *Gets 次 to Bob* こんにちは look, I know that we're the only ones here, but if あなた keep shouting like that, somepony might here us.
Bob: *Looks at the ground* I'm sorry Shawn, but I told everyone not to buy something until February, but they aren't listening to me. If Leonard finds out about us keeping the money from that drug bust, we're in a shit load of trouble. Oh, and make sure that Edwina gets this message. *Hands Shawn a letter* She has a job to do for me. On that letter, it says that she needs to deliver a truck, to a place west of here. The address to the truck, and the time that it'll be there is written in the letter. The sooner she makes the delivery, the もっと見る money we make.
Shawn: I'll send this to her right now.
Edwina was sleeping in her apartment when someone rang her doorbell.
Edwina: *Wakes up, and goes to the door* Hold on, I'll be right there. *Opens the door*
Bob: *Enters with Shawn*
Edwina: How do あなた do boys?
Bob: あなた know what time it is?
Edwina: I didn't get a chance to look yet. *Looks at her clock. It is 10:08 AM* Oh shit.
Bob: あなた were supposed to deliver that truck at 9. によって the time Orion got there, some DA officer was driving it away.
Edwina: Did they make the money?
Bob: Well, あなた see? That's the thing. Orion followed the truck thinking the DA would make the money, but instead, the driver was taking 発言しました truck to his headquarters.
Shawn: Orion had to destroy the truck. They'll have a hard time trying to find it, but they still need to find out who the driver is.
Bob: And since we told あなた to drive it...
Shawn: *Grabs his Walther, and puts a silencer on it*
Edwina: I ain't goin' down that way! *Runs to a ライフル on her left, and grabs it*
Shawn: *Shoots Edwina before she can 火災, 火 any bullets*
Edwina: *Falls down, dropping her rifle*
Bob, and Shawn were easily able to plant Edwina with the truck. Even better, they were able to get the DA in trouble.
Bob: *At the morgue 次 to Shawn, and Edwina* The truck she's driving is just a regular truck. Then some trigger happy bastard District Attorney pony, shoots a flare at the truck. He also tries to kill Edwina, but she escapes, and the events that just happened are too much for her. So, what does she do? She puts a bullet into her head.
And they bought it.
DA Pony: *Getting put in a police car* I didn't do anything!
Police ポニー 94: Oh sure, murder isn't anything.
Shawn's 愛 for killing not only came in handy for Edwina, but it also became unfortunate for a ポニー I just hired at The Silver Ballroom. He was only 21, and his name was Clark. We ended up calling him Super Stallion because of that name.
Shawn: *Playing poker with Bob, Lewis, Orion, Ren, and Bobby* Come on Super Stallion, hurry up with the drunks!
Bob: Drunks? We only have one drunk here Shawn, and that's you.
Shawn: Ah, keep your mouth shut.
Clark: *Arrives with ビール for everypony* Here あなた are officers.
Shawn: Hey, Clark. Why do あなた come here so slow with the drinks, then go quickly back to the counter?
Clark: I go quickly back to the counter, because I know あなた want もっと見る drinks.
Shawn: I think you're afraid of me. Is that it? Are あなた afraid of me?
Clark: No sir.
Shawn: I think you're lying. *Pulls out a Desert Eagle* So I'm gonna teach あなた how to respect me.
Bob: ジーザス Christ Shawn, don't do it.
Shawn: Relax, relax, I know what I'm doing.
Clark: Oh shit. *Running to the counter*
Shawn: Don't run from me! *Shoots three bullets, each hitting the floor, near Clark's hooves*
Clark: *Hiding behind the counter* Look Shawn, if it's all the same, I think I know how to respect you.
Bob: Shawn, put the gun away.
Shawn: *Puts the gun away*
Bob: Good boy.
Lewis: Let's keep playing cards everypony.
Clark: Can I come out now?
Bob: Yeah, you're good.
Clark: *Walks back to Shawn, and the others*
Shawn: *Quickly pulls out his gun*
Lewis: Everyone look out!!
Shawn: *Shoots Clark's head*
Lewis: Goddammit Shawn! What the fuck was that for?!
Shawn: I won't take shit from anypony. Do any of あなた want to go against me?
Lewis: Shawn, we're all フレンズ here. Let's just continue playing cards.
Shawn: Fuck. I'm sorry everypony.
Bob: Let's all drink. *Pours himself, and everyone else a drink* Here's to Super Stallion.
Everypony had their drink, payed their respects to Clark, and continued with the card game.
It was just a busy 日 in The Silver Ballroom. Since Shawn killed Clark, Shawn had to help me run the place.
Shawn: *Brings three drinks to a table* All Miller Light's, right?
ポニー 523: Yeah, thanks.
Shawn: You're welcome. *Walks back to Lewis* Why are we running a bar? We're supposed to be police officers.
Lewis: We are police officers, just not on Saturdays, and Sundays.
Bob: *Loses his last life on the pinball game* Ah! So close!!
Ren: Maybe you'll beat Lewis' high score 次 time.
Bob: I don't know fellas. I got really close, but it's gonna take a miracle to beat Lewis' high score.
Kyle: *Enters The Silver Ballroom* Bob Stone!
Bob: *Turns to the right* Oh shit, not this guy again.
Kyle: Your payment to me has been doubled again.
Bob: Kyle, あなた can't double a payment that doesn't exist.
Kyle: It does exist Bob!
Bob: Nopony even uses Laser Discs anymore. Do あなた still have any of those in your store?
Kyle: No, but that's not the point.
Lewis: *Runs over* What's the problem あなた two?
Kyle: Bob owes me money!
Bob: No I fucking don't.
Lewis: Kyle, come with me. *Walks with Kyle outside*
Kyle: I can't have him play with me like this Lewis. He owes me sixteen quadrillion dollars.
Yes, quadrillion is a real amount of money.
Lewis: Okay, okay, I get it. Just, go back to your video store, and I'll tell him about it. あなた need to be patient Kyle.
Kyle: *Walks away* I don't have time for patience.
Lewis: *Walks back into The Silver Ballroom*
Song: link
Bob: *Looks at Kyle as he walks away*
Lewis: *Looking at Bob*
I could tell Bob had a lot going on in his mind after Kyle walked away. He also changed in personality. A lot.
Bob: *Walking with Lewis* Do あなた see anypony following us?
Lewis: No one is following us.
Bob: Are あなた sure? Are あなた sure? Check again. I think Leonard got someone to follow me.
Lewis: Look Bob, the only ポニー following あなた is me. Calm down, and let's get inside. *Walks into The Silver Ballroom with Bob*
And on New Years Eve, just two hours before midnight, Bob was fed up with Kyle asking him about the money he didn't owe.
Kyle: Bob, あなた gotta pay me. あなた gotta give me my money right now.
Bob: There's no way I owe あなた that much money!
Kyle: I've had it up to here with your shit Bob! Give me my fucking money!!
Bob: Okay. Orion, Shawn, come with me. We're going to give Kyle his money.
At first I thought Bob was serious, but the way he 発言しました it made me realize, what they were really going to do with him.
The song fades away as Bob walks with Kyle, Shawn, and Orion.
Bob: *Walks outside with Kyle, Shawn, and Orion*
Orion: Here, we'll take my car.
Orion's car is a Chrysler Pacifica
Kyle: Why are we all going together?
Bob: Well, あなた know the old saying, the もっと見る the merrier. *Sits in the back with Kyle*
Shawn: *Sits 次 to Orion*
Bob: *Stabs Kyle with a knife*
Kyle: *Tries to shout, but gets choked によって Bob*
Bob: No money for あなた Kyle.
Kyle: *Dead*
Bob: Okay, take him somewhere vacant, and burn his body. *Gets out of the car*
Orion: Alright, we're going to burn his body. *Gets out of the car*
Shawn: Will あなた get back in here?
Orion: *Gets back in the car* I thought we'd do it inside.
Shawn: Are あなた nuts? We'd set the place on fire. Let's get out of here.
Orion: *Starts the car*
GPS: Welcome, please follow the highlighted route.
Shawn: Oh come on, we don't need a GPS. *Turns off the GPS* Will あなた get going?
Orion: I'm waiting for the car to warm up. I can't drive unless it's warm.
Shawn: Who cares if it's warm または not? We need to get going.
Orion: *Drives*
Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over あなた two.
Andy: You're welcome.
The doorbell rang.
Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't あなた dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
ポニー 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
ポニー 83: Yeah man. あなた know Kyle Jordan? The ポニー that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
ポニー 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle, and something ain't right.
Lewis: Maybe he went on a vacation, and forgot to close up shop.
ポニー 83: That ain't like him man. Kyle's もっと見る responsible than that. He told me all about you, and how you're a police officer, あなた gotta do something.
Lewis: Okay, we'll do something about it. In fact, I'm here with two of my partners right now. Come with me. *Watches the ポニー enter the house, and closes the door* Bob? Can あなた cut me a slice of cake?
Bob: Sure. *Grabs a knife*
Lewis: *Walks with the ポニー into the room where they're playing cards*
ポニー 83: Hey, where's the cake?
Bob: *Stabs the ポニー seven times, and pushes him onto the ground*
ポニー 83: *Dies*
Now like with Edwina, we 発言しました that this ポニー killed himself. Before his death, he was known as Ed Allen. At the morgue, we told Leonard that Ed killed Kyle, then followed me ホーム from the police station. There, he confessed that he killed Kyle, but couldn't handle the pressure. So he killed himself. Leonard told the DA, and they bought it.
Later at The Silver Ballroom, things were heating up.
Bob: We told あなた not to buy anything until February Bobby!! It's only one 月 away!!
Bobby: My son got impatient, and I had to buy him an X Box 360.
Shawn: They just started making them last year! あなた could have waited!
Bobby: Well what about Orion, and Ren?!
Bob: What about them?
Bobby: Orion still has that sport jacket, and Ren still has the Chrysler!
Orion: Oh, way to fucking go!
Ren: Lewis just got a brand new 300! Why can't I have one?!
Bob: Hey! Everypony! Listen to me. Lewis sold his 前 car, to get his. Okay? That's why it's okay for him to have it.
Shawn: あなた sold the car I gave to you?
Lewis: It was five years old Shawn, I needed something new.
Bob: Shawn if it makes あなた feel better, I still have the 300 あなた gave me. Now the rest of you, あなた have 24 hours to sell everything あなた purchased. If あなた don't, Leonard's going to get suspicious, and realize we did something wrong to get the money to buy those things.
Orion: It's been a whole month, he hasn't noticed. I leave my コート at home.
Ren: And I still use my wife's car to get to work.
Bob: Whether あなた leave those things at ホーム または not, Leonard will find out someway. Now get going.
Ren: *Leaves with Bobby, and Orion*
Shawn: あなた think they'll sell those things?
Bob: I doubt it. こんにちは Lewis, how much longer are あなた going to keep this place open?
Lewis: Two seconds. Let's get out of here.
Shawn: Alright. *Walks out of The Silver Ballroom with Bob, and Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Shawn: See あなた guys. *Gets into his Monte Carlo, and drives away*
Bob: Before we go, I have to tell あなた this. Ren, Bobby, and Orion are gonna have to be killed.
Lewis: I understand, they fucked up.
Bob: They're going to get too much attention with those things they bought. *Walks to his car* They could have waited until February. Now they're going to die. *Passes a Mercedes with two gangsters* こんにちは fellas, wanna kill me? Follow me. *Gets into his car, and starts it. He drives away*
Lewis: *Laughing*
Gangsters: *Following Bob*
Lewis: *Laughing as he watches the gangsters follow Bob*
I was glad to see Bob back at his old self, especially with those gangsters. Bob led them right to the police station, and they got arrested for attempt of murder. They wanted to try to kill Bob as quickly as possible, and didn't see the station until it was too late.
Song (Start at 0:25): link
Colts: *Playing rap 音楽 while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*
Song: link
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and チェリー Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.
Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container is tipped to dump garbage into the truck, Bobby's body comes out of the container*
Garbage 2: こんにちは wait! Stop stop stop!!!
Garbage Pony: *Runs out of the truck, and sees Bobby in his truck* He's dead!
Bob got Ren's money, I got Bobby's, and Shawn got Orion's.
Gangsters: Come on man, let's see what's in the truck.
Gangster 93: *Opens the doors to the back of the truck. Everything on the truck is アナと雪の女王 meat, and Orion*
Orion: *Covered in ice. He has アナと雪の女王 to death*
It took two years for Orion's body to thaw from the ice, for the autopsy. The extra money I got from Bobby, along with my salary from the police department, and my sexual activities in Illinois got me $5.7 million dollars in two weeks.
Bob: *With Shawn, and Lewis at Lewis' house. All three of them are smiling*
Andy: Have a good time Shawn.
And good news for Shawn, he was to be promoted to a detective. The 秒 highest rank a police ポニー can have. It was pretty ironic since he ended up killing もっと見る ponies than me, and Bob, we didn't expect him to make the most amount of arrests out of the three of us.
Bob: *Smiling as he sits with Lewis in The Silver Ballroom*
As Shawn went off to get his promotion to detective, me and Bob decided to wait for him at my bar. There, we would celebrate together. We were very proud for Shawn. To be a detective, あなた got to spend ten years in the police force, and make 500 arrests. Bob only made 396, and I only made 200.
Shawn: *Walks out of a Ford Crown Victoria with three other ponies. They walk out of the ガレージ where the car is parked, and walk into the house*
The song fades away
Shawn: *Walks into the house. It's vacant* What the hell is this?
ポニー 84: *Attacks Shawn with a taser*
Shawn: Ah!! *Falls down*
Bob: *In a phone booth* Hello?
Leonard: Bob, good to see あなた again. What's going on?
Bob: あなた can't see me, we're talking on the phone. Where's Shawn?
Leonard: Shawn? Well, we had some kind of trouble.
Bob: What kind of trouble?
Leonard: あなた see, he was at the house with us, and something happened.
Bob: Did あなた kill him?!
Leonard: Of course not. He just did some things he wasn't supposed to do, and he ended up getting arrested.
In jail
ポニー 37: *Hits Shawn*
Shawn: Ah! *His face is covered in blood, and tears*
ポニー 37: What's wrong Shawn? あなた don't want to talk to us?
Shawn: Okay okay!! I killed them! I killed them all!! Edwina! Kyle!! Ren, Bobby, Orion!! I did it all によって myself!!
ポニー 38: Was anypony else with you?
Shawn: NO!! It was all me, just don't arrest me!
ポニー 37: あなた know we have to arrest あなた Shawn. あなた killed five ponies, and lied about their deaths. Oh, and あなた also killed Benjamin Guarino. He was my father.
Shawn: Oh fuck.
Thankfully, the ponies that arrested Shawn believed him. They thought he was the only one who was involved in those killings, so they didn't even go after me, または Bob.
Bob: *Still at The Silver Ballroom with Lewis* This isn't right Lewis.
Lewis: I know, I know. I hate it as much as あなた do Bob, but there's nothing we can do about it.
Bob: *Sighs*
Shawn: *In a jail cell*
Shawn was fired from the St. Foalis Police Department, and sent to Chicagoat. He stayed in jail for 24 years.
Song: link
May 8, 2006
Lewis: *On a ベッド doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!
次 日
Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*
次 日
Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*
My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...
Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back to the store, and get different silencers, and stop seeing those mares.
Now today was busy. My brother, and his four daughters came によって for a visit, but my brother got involved in an accident. So, while his daughters stayed with Andy at my place, I had to get my brother from the hospital.
Lewis: *On a highway. He's not concentrating, but realizes he's driving towards other cars that stopped, because of an accident*
Stop the song
Lewis: *Brakes, and stops, two centimeters away from the bumper of a Volvo*
Police ポニー 84: Sir, are あなた okay?
Lewis: I guess I was a little distracted.
Police ポニー 84: Okay, be careful from now on.
9:00 AM
Lewis: *Walking into the hospital*
Nurse: *Sees Lewis* My goodness, you're sweating.
Lewis: Yes.
Nurse: I think we better have あなた lay down somewhere.
Lewis: Ma'am, it's okay. Just let me get my brother.
Nurse: It's okay, let's wait in a room for a doctor. Okay?
Lewis: Better idea.
Inside a closet, あなた could hear the nurse having an orgasm.
Doctor 53: Sounds like Nurse Mirabella is at it again.
Doctor 77: Did あなた ever get it on with her?
Doctor 53: Not yet.
Nurse: *Walks out of the closet with Lewis*
Lewis: Thank you.
Nurse: You're welcome. *Walks over to the doctors* Now, who's next?
Song (Start at 0:18): link
10:45 AM
After dropping off my brother at my house, I had to go with Andy to the スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット to pick up もっと見る booze for The Silver Ballroom. While we were at the supermarket, I also found somepony that wanted my silencers, and he payed me a good amount of cash.
ポニー 84: *Gives Lewis a thousand dollars*
Lewis: Thanks pal. This means a lot. *Goes with Andy back to the car to go home*
11:05 AM
Back at home, one of my nieces wanted to go check out the Gateway Arch, so I volunteered to take her. I only wish I knew what was coming.
Lewis: *Backing out of the driveway*
Gangsters: *Blocking the driveway with a Corvette, a Lincoln, and a Honda*
Stop the song
Gangsters: *Pointing 銃 at Lewis* Get out!! Get out of the fucking car!!!!
Lewis: Goddammit. *Gets out*
Gangster 93: Put your hooves in the fucking air!!
Andy: *Watching everyone else panic, he runs upstairs to hide*
Gangsters: *Shooting Lewis' brother*
Daughters: あなた don't have to kill us! *Die*
Gangsters: That's everyone. Let's go.
Andy: Shit.
In a train yard
Gangster 39: あなた realize how much trouble you're in?
Lewis: Why are あなた doing this to me?
Gangster 39: あなた know those mares あなた were fuckin' in Illinois? Some of them happened to be my cousins, and I don't like cops fuckin' my cousins. What do we do with this guy?
Gangster 94: Throw him off a bridge into a train.
Gangster 39: No no, we did that with somepony yesterday.
Andy: *Pulls up in his Subaru* Let him go!
Gangster 83: On what condition?
Andy: Take all of this. *Puts a bag of money onto the ground* Inside this bag is 2 million dollars worth of money. Real money. あなた let him go, this money is all yours.
Gangster 53: Deal, and we'll also take this. *Takes the keys to Lewis' Chrysler* So long あなた two.
Lewis: *Walks into Andy's Subaru*
Andy: *Drives away*
2006 is without a doubt, the worst 年 of my life.
As if nearly being killed によって gangsters isn't bad enough, I saw several police ponies at my house.
Andy: Yo, what's going on?
Lewis: Stop the car.
Andy: *Stops the car*
Lewis: *Running over to another police pony* What's everyone doing here?
Police ポニー 94: We're confiscating all of your cash, as ordered によって Leonard Plesance.
Lewis: Leonard?
At The Silver Ballroom
Lewis: あなた can't take all of my money Leonard. There's a bunch of mobsters that want to kill me.
Leonard: あなた should have thought about that before あなた fucked all those mares Lewis. I told you, no prostitution.
Lewis: Look Leonard, I fucked up. I'm sorry. I needed the extra cash. Now あなた practically took all of my money, and I need it badly.
Leonard: *Stares*
Lewis: Please Leonard! I really need that money! I got bills to pay, I gotta run The Silver Ballroom, I need to protect myself!! I can't do any of that without money!!!
Leonard: *Looks at his 机, デスク for a few seconds, then pulls out $3,200* Here.
Lewis: *Takes the money*
Leonard: Take this too. *Gives Lewis a piece of paper*
Lewis: *Looks at the paper. It says that he is fired, and has 72 hours to leave St. Foalis*
Thirty two hundred dollars.
Lewis: *Laying down in an empty room in his house*
That's all Leonard gave me, plus my three 日 notice to get out of town, otherwise me and Andy would be arrested. It would be difficult preparing to leave in time, especially with selling the house, which usually takes a whole week.
Andy: *Visiting Bob at The Silver Ballroom*
Bob: Okay. *Gives Andy $8,700* I'll take very good care of this place.
Andy: I'm glad.
Bob: Let's go for a walk. *Walks outside of The Silver Ballroom with Andy* So, how's Lewis doing?
Andy: He's depressed, just found somepony that would buy his house, but it'll take two weeks for him to buy it. He's travelling down here from Northern Canada.
Bob: I see. *Takes out $6,000* Here, give this to Lewis too when あなた get back home. Listen, I have these sports jackets that nopony wants. Would あなた like to have them for free?
Andy: Where are they?
Bob: Inside that building, right there.
Andy: To the left?
Bob: That's the one.
Andy: *Starts to get suspicious, and slowly walks to the entrance*
Bob: They're all free, so go ahead, and pick out anyone あなた want. Take them all if あなた really want to do that.
Andy: *Slowly opens the door, and looks at four ponies.
Ponies: *Playing Bridge, but stop to look at Andy*
Andy: *Gets scared, and runs to his car*
Bob: Go on in, it's right there.
Andy: I'm sorry Bob! *Gets into his car* I have to go! *Starts the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
He quickly got back home, and skidded to a stop.
Lewis: *Walks out of the house holding a gun*
Andy: *Running over to Lewis* Bob just tried to kill me.
Lewis: What happened? What happened?
Andy: Let's talk about it inside. *Goes inside with Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Andy escaped a trap that Bob had for him. Had he gone inside, Andy never would have returned. Bob 発言しました he wanted to see me in The Silver Ballroom, and so I showed up there.
Bob: I figured while you're leaving town, I'd give あなた one last job to do with me.
Lewis: What do I have to do?
Bob: Look for this pony. *Shows Lewis a picture of a light brown stallion* He should be living somewhere near the Cardinal's Stadium.
I knew that this was a trap set up によって Leonard himself. As I was sitting there with Bob, I played along, looking like I didn't suspect a thing, but when I left The Silver Ballroom, I went to a completely different area.
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did あなた know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do あなた need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened によって these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.
At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.
Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies, and crashes into a light pole*
Barry: We'll kill these two tonight. They've been giving us a lot of trouble. After we kill them, you're gonna have to be somewhere far away.
Andy: Far away?
Lewis: Like where?
Barry: Take these two tickets. *Gives Lewis, and Andy a plane ticket for Los Angeles* And fly there as quickly as あなた can.
We sold everything after Barry got us those tickets. We sold Andy's Subaru, and everything in our house. After we left St. Foalis, Barry shipped us our money that we earned from selling our house, to Los Angeles. Los Angeles was much bigger, much noisier, but less violent. Our bills were cheaper, and we started our own auto shop. It became a success, and we both enjoyed our new life there.
Song (Start at 5:35): link
Sometimes though, I imagined Shawn coming all of the way here, just to kill the two of us, for leaving St. Foalis, and having Bob, and Leonard killed.
Lewis: *Standing on his front porch, having the imagination*
Shawn: *Standing in a dark alleyway, shooting seven bullets from his Walther*
Lewis: *Shakes his head, and walks back into his house*
Everything turns to black for the end credits
Lewis Lee went on vacation to Roanoke Virginia in 2013. He was beaten up によって gangsters there for having a threesome with two mares, and charging them $100 for sex. He has been clean ever since.
Andy and Lewis had a falling out in 2015. After meeting him in 1992, Andy left Lewis, and moved into Portland.
Barry Baricza was arrested for helping Lewis, and Andy leave St. Foalis. He was sentenced to jail for ten years.
Shawn Baldwin is still in prison in Chicagoat, and will finish his sentence in 2030. He will be 66 years old.
Cast Of Characters & Their Creators
Any character with a * 次 to it means they're characters from the 表示する
SeanTheHedgehog's Tony Wineglass as Lewis Lee
Windwakerguy430's Chimney Sweep as Bob Stone
SeanTheHedgehog's Sam Phillips as Shawn Baldwin
Leonard Plesance from SeanTheHedgehog
Song: link
*Octavia as Mackenzie White
Kyle Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Benjamin Guarino from SeanTheHedgehog
Orion Stardust from Alinah_09
Bobby from SeanTheHedgehog
Ren Blaze from Alinah_09
Jade_23's Nikki West as Edwina Warbucks
チェリー Blossom from Alinah_09
Barry Baricza from SeanTheHedgehog
Songs used in order
Nothing Can Stop Me: Gene Chandler
Happy Days Theme Song
House Of The Rising Sun: The 動物
The Great Escape: Elmer Bernstein
Wonderful Tonight: Eric Clapton
No Way Out: Paul Anka
Will あなた Still 愛 Me Tomorrow: The Shirelles
Since I Don't Have You: 銃 & バラ
Me & My Shadow: Frank Sinatra
Bad - Big Audio Dynamite: Ferris Bueller's 日 Off Soundtrack
Life Could Be A Dream: The Crew Cuts
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town: フレッド Astaire
Slow Ride: Foghat
Cheer Down: George Harrison
Opening: Ferris Bueller's 日 Off
One: メタリカ
The song fades away since this ファン fiction is over
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back あなた two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let あなた talk in private. *Leaves*
Leonard: Andy thinks, you're seeing mares for prostitution.
Lewis: What gave him that idea?
Leonard: Three years ago, he saw you-
Lewis: Hey, that was three years ago. That mare he saw me with? She paid me 80 bucks for helping her get her car fixed.
Leonard: Well, alright, but if I find out that you're making money off of mares for sexual favors, you're gonna be in deep shit. The same goes to Bob, Shawn, and every other police pony.
Leonard was always on our case about this, but at the Silver Ballroom, on December of 2005, Bob made plans. Two new officers joined us while we were suspended. They were Bobby Fore, and Ren Blaze.
Bob: Okay, we all know about the mares in Illinois, right?
Orion: What part of Illinois?
Bob: East St. Foalis, they're just across the river from us.
Edwina: *Arrives*
There was also Edwina Warbucks. Warbucks wasn't an officer, but she was going to help us.
Bob: She's going to sneak into their hideout with a camera on a pair of glasses. *Pulls out the pair of glasses* The camera is too small to be seen, but the video quality is good. We can see everything.
Bobby: When are we pulling this off?
Bob: In two days. Edwina finds the drugs, we get millions of bucks, and we'll be rich for a very long time. Who's in?
Orion: We're all in.
Ren: Here here.
Kyle: *Arrives* Bob, your payment to me has been doubled.
Bob: Oh, ジーザス Christ.
Kyle: It's been 13 years Mr. Stone! I want my money now!
Bob: Kyle, how many times do I have to tell you, the scratch on that laser disc was there before I got it? I mean for all I know, あなた could have put it there.
Kyle: I didn't! あなた did! Give me my money!
Lewis: Kyle, come on. *Walks Kyle out of the bar* Just get the fuck out of here!
Kyle: I'll be back あなた guys! あなた just wait!! *Walks away*
次 day
Bob: *Walks outside of his house to get a newspaper*
Bobby: *Parks his car in front of Bob's house*
Bob: *Watching Bobby get out of his car, and walking towards him*
Bobby: *Gets 次 to Bob, and sees the flowers* They're beautiful.
Bob: Thanks. Is there something あなた want to talk about?
Bobby: Before we try to pull off our drug bust, I just realized something. Leonard won't want us to keep all of the money we make when we sell those drugs.
Bob: Look, everything is under control. あなた don't have to worry about it. We sell the drugs, make millions of dollars, keep our mouths shut, and don't buy anything until February. If everypony keeps quiet, no one, except for us will find out about it.
Bobby: Okay.
Kyle: *Running towards* Bob Stone!! Where's my money?!!?
Bob: *Grabs Kyle, and pushes him onto the ground* Go get money from somepony else あなた オレンジ cunt!
Kyle: *Gets up, and walks away, but he looks back at Bob* You'll pay for that! あなた WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!
Later, Shawn stopped at Lewis' house.
Shawn: *Rings the doorbell*
Lewis: I'll get it.
Andy: Alright.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Shawn: こんにちは Lewis.
Lewis: Come in Shawn. What's going on?
Shawn: *Closes the door, and whispers* we did it.
Lewis: Really? We got the money?
Shawn: Yeah. That's all I wanted to tell you. *Leaves*
Lewis: *Very excited* YEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!
Shawn: *Hears Lewis' screams of joy*
The Silver Ballroom was decorated for クリスマス which was only a couple of weeks away. This song is playing on a radio (Start at 1:32): link
Bob: Well done everypony. Drinks are on me.
Ren: *Arrives with チェリー Blossom*
チェリー Blossom
Bob: Where have あなた been Ren? And who's this?
Ren: My wife.
Cherry: How do あなた do?
Bob: Good.
Ren: Guess what I just bought? *Shows Bob the registration to a car he just bought* I bought myself a brand new Chrysler 300, in dark green.
Bob: *Looks at the registration* A Chrysler 300?
Ren: Yeah.
Bob: As in the car?
Ren: Of course the car. What else?
Bob: Didn't I tell あなた not to buy anything until February?! What if Leonard finds out about this?!?!
Ren: But Bob, it's just a car.
Bob: It's not just a car! It's a luxury car! How much did it cost you?!!?
Ren: Only thirty grand, and I got it registered under my mom's name.
Bob: I don't care! Take it back to the dealer, and sell it! This instant!!
Ren: Okay Bob. *Leaves with チェリー Blossom*
After they left, Orion arrived, wearing a fancy sports jacket.
Bob: Oh, not あなた too!
Orion: What?
Bob: What did I say about buying things?
Orion: I don't know. What did あなた say?
Bob: I 発言しました not to do it until February!! Can't あなた wait until two fucking months?!?!
Orion: Hey, calm down Bob-
Bob: NO! あなた CALM DOWN!! TAKE THIS BACK TO WHEREVER あなた GOT IT, AND GET RID OF IT!!!
Orion: *Leaves, speechless*
Shawn: *Gets 次 to Bob* こんにちは look, I know that we're the only ones here, but if あなた keep shouting like that, somepony might here us.
Bob: *Looks at the ground* I'm sorry Shawn, but I told everyone not to buy something until February, but they aren't listening to me. If Leonard finds out about us keeping the money from that drug bust, we're in a shit load of trouble. Oh, and make sure that Edwina gets this message. *Hands Shawn a letter* She has a job to do for me. On that letter, it says that she needs to deliver a truck, to a place west of here. The address to the truck, and the time that it'll be there is written in the letter. The sooner she makes the delivery, the もっと見る money we make.
Shawn: I'll send this to her right now.
Edwina was sleeping in her apartment when someone rang her doorbell.
Edwina: *Wakes up, and goes to the door* Hold on, I'll be right there. *Opens the door*
Bob: *Enters with Shawn*
Edwina: How do あなた do boys?
Bob: あなた know what time it is?
Edwina: I didn't get a chance to look yet. *Looks at her clock. It is 10:08 AM* Oh shit.
Bob: あなた were supposed to deliver that truck at 9. によって the time Orion got there, some DA officer was driving it away.
Edwina: Did they make the money?
Bob: Well, あなた see? That's the thing. Orion followed the truck thinking the DA would make the money, but instead, the driver was taking 発言しました truck to his headquarters.
Shawn: Orion had to destroy the truck. They'll have a hard time trying to find it, but they still need to find out who the driver is.
Bob: And since we told あなた to drive it...
Shawn: *Grabs his Walther, and puts a silencer on it*
Edwina: I ain't goin' down that way! *Runs to a ライフル on her left, and grabs it*
Shawn: *Shoots Edwina before she can 火災, 火 any bullets*
Edwina: *Falls down, dropping her rifle*
Bob, and Shawn were easily able to plant Edwina with the truck. Even better, they were able to get the DA in trouble.
Bob: *At the morgue 次 to Shawn, and Edwina* The truck she's driving is just a regular truck. Then some trigger happy bastard District Attorney pony, shoots a flare at the truck. He also tries to kill Edwina, but she escapes, and the events that just happened are too much for her. So, what does she do? She puts a bullet into her head.
And they bought it.
DA Pony: *Getting put in a police car* I didn't do anything!
Police ポニー 94: Oh sure, murder isn't anything.
Shawn's 愛 for killing not only came in handy for Edwina, but it also became unfortunate for a ポニー I just hired at The Silver Ballroom. He was only 21, and his name was Clark. We ended up calling him Super Stallion because of that name.
Shawn: *Playing poker with Bob, Lewis, Orion, Ren, and Bobby* Come on Super Stallion, hurry up with the drunks!
Bob: Drunks? We only have one drunk here Shawn, and that's you.
Shawn: Ah, keep your mouth shut.
Clark: *Arrives with ビール for everypony* Here あなた are officers.
Shawn: Hey, Clark. Why do あなた come here so slow with the drinks, then go quickly back to the counter?
Clark: I go quickly back to the counter, because I know あなた want もっと見る drinks.
Shawn: I think you're afraid of me. Is that it? Are あなた afraid of me?
Clark: No sir.
Shawn: I think you're lying. *Pulls out a Desert Eagle* So I'm gonna teach あなた how to respect me.
Bob: ジーザス Christ Shawn, don't do it.
Shawn: Relax, relax, I know what I'm doing.
Clark: Oh shit. *Running to the counter*
Shawn: Don't run from me! *Shoots three bullets, each hitting the floor, near Clark's hooves*
Clark: *Hiding behind the counter* Look Shawn, if it's all the same, I think I know how to respect you.
Bob: Shawn, put the gun away.
Shawn: *Puts the gun away*
Bob: Good boy.
Lewis: Let's keep playing cards everypony.
Clark: Can I come out now?
Bob: Yeah, you're good.
Clark: *Walks back to Shawn, and the others*
Shawn: *Quickly pulls out his gun*
Lewis: Everyone look out!!
Shawn: *Shoots Clark's head*
Lewis: Goddammit Shawn! What the fuck was that for?!
Shawn: I won't take shit from anypony. Do any of あなた want to go against me?
Lewis: Shawn, we're all フレンズ here. Let's just continue playing cards.
Shawn: Fuck. I'm sorry everypony.
Bob: Let's all drink. *Pours himself, and everyone else a drink* Here's to Super Stallion.
Everypony had their drink, payed their respects to Clark, and continued with the card game.
It was just a busy 日 in The Silver Ballroom. Since Shawn killed Clark, Shawn had to help me run the place.
Shawn: *Brings three drinks to a table* All Miller Light's, right?
ポニー 523: Yeah, thanks.
Shawn: You're welcome. *Walks back to Lewis* Why are we running a bar? We're supposed to be police officers.
Lewis: We are police officers, just not on Saturdays, and Sundays.
Bob: *Loses his last life on the pinball game* Ah! So close!!
Ren: Maybe you'll beat Lewis' high score 次 time.
Bob: I don't know fellas. I got really close, but it's gonna take a miracle to beat Lewis' high score.
Kyle: *Enters The Silver Ballroom* Bob Stone!
Bob: *Turns to the right* Oh shit, not this guy again.
Kyle: Your payment to me has been doubled again.
Bob: Kyle, あなた can't double a payment that doesn't exist.
Kyle: It does exist Bob!
Bob: Nopony even uses Laser Discs anymore. Do あなた still have any of those in your store?
Kyle: No, but that's not the point.
Lewis: *Runs over* What's the problem あなた two?
Kyle: Bob owes me money!
Bob: No I fucking don't.
Lewis: Kyle, come with me. *Walks with Kyle outside*
Kyle: I can't have him play with me like this Lewis. He owes me sixteen quadrillion dollars.
Yes, quadrillion is a real amount of money.
Lewis: Okay, okay, I get it. Just, go back to your video store, and I'll tell him about it. あなた need to be patient Kyle.
Kyle: *Walks away* I don't have time for patience.
Lewis: *Walks back into The Silver Ballroom*
Song: link
Bob: *Looks at Kyle as he walks away*
Lewis: *Looking at Bob*
I could tell Bob had a lot going on in his mind after Kyle walked away. He also changed in personality. A lot.
Bob: *Walking with Lewis* Do あなた see anypony following us?
Lewis: No one is following us.
Bob: Are あなた sure? Are あなた sure? Check again. I think Leonard got someone to follow me.
Lewis: Look Bob, the only ポニー following あなた is me. Calm down, and let's get inside. *Walks into The Silver Ballroom with Bob*
And on New Years Eve, just two hours before midnight, Bob was fed up with Kyle asking him about the money he didn't owe.
Kyle: Bob, あなた gotta pay me. あなた gotta give me my money right now.
Bob: There's no way I owe あなた that much money!
Kyle: I've had it up to here with your shit Bob! Give me my fucking money!!
Bob: Okay. Orion, Shawn, come with me. We're going to give Kyle his money.
At first I thought Bob was serious, but the way he 発言しました it made me realize, what they were really going to do with him.
The song fades away as Bob walks with Kyle, Shawn, and Orion.
Bob: *Walks outside with Kyle, Shawn, and Orion*
Orion: Here, we'll take my car.
Orion's car is a Chrysler Pacifica
Kyle: Why are we all going together?
Bob: Well, あなた know the old saying, the もっと見る the merrier. *Sits in the back with Kyle*
Shawn: *Sits 次 to Orion*
Bob: *Stabs Kyle with a knife*
Kyle: *Tries to shout, but gets choked によって Bob*
Bob: No money for あなた Kyle.
Kyle: *Dead*
Bob: Okay, take him somewhere vacant, and burn his body. *Gets out of the car*
Orion: Alright, we're going to burn his body. *Gets out of the car*
Shawn: Will あなた get back in here?
Orion: *Gets back in the car* I thought we'd do it inside.
Shawn: Are あなた nuts? We'd set the place on fire. Let's get out of here.
Orion: *Starts the car*
GPS: Welcome, please follow the highlighted route.
Shawn: Oh come on, we don't need a GPS. *Turns off the GPS* Will あなた get going?
Orion: I'm waiting for the car to warm up. I can't drive unless it's warm.
Shawn: Who cares if it's warm または not? We need to get going.
Orion: *Drives*
Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over あなた two.
Andy: You're welcome.
The doorbell rang.
Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't あなた dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
ポニー 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
ポニー 83: Yeah man. あなた know Kyle Jordan? The ポニー that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
ポニー 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle, and something ain't right.
Lewis: Maybe he went on a vacation, and forgot to close up shop.
ポニー 83: That ain't like him man. Kyle's もっと見る responsible than that. He told me all about you, and how you're a police officer, あなた gotta do something.
Lewis: Okay, we'll do something about it. In fact, I'm here with two of my partners right now. Come with me. *Watches the ポニー enter the house, and closes the door* Bob? Can あなた cut me a slice of cake?
Bob: Sure. *Grabs a knife*
Lewis: *Walks with the ポニー into the room where they're playing cards*
ポニー 83: Hey, where's the cake?
Bob: *Stabs the ポニー seven times, and pushes him onto the ground*
ポニー 83: *Dies*
Now like with Edwina, we 発言しました that this ポニー killed himself. Before his death, he was known as Ed Allen. At the morgue, we told Leonard that Ed killed Kyle, then followed me ホーム from the police station. There, he confessed that he killed Kyle, but couldn't handle the pressure. So he killed himself. Leonard told the DA, and they bought it.
Later at The Silver Ballroom, things were heating up.
Bob: We told あなた not to buy anything until February Bobby!! It's only one 月 away!!
Bobby: My son got impatient, and I had to buy him an X Box 360.
Shawn: They just started making them last year! あなた could have waited!
Bobby: Well what about Orion, and Ren?!
Bob: What about them?
Bobby: Orion still has that sport jacket, and Ren still has the Chrysler!
Orion: Oh, way to fucking go!
Ren: Lewis just got a brand new 300! Why can't I have one?!
Bob: Hey! Everypony! Listen to me. Lewis sold his 前 car, to get his. Okay? That's why it's okay for him to have it.
Shawn: あなた sold the car I gave to you?
Lewis: It was five years old Shawn, I needed something new.
Bob: Shawn if it makes あなた feel better, I still have the 300 あなた gave me. Now the rest of you, あなた have 24 hours to sell everything あなた purchased. If あなた don't, Leonard's going to get suspicious, and realize we did something wrong to get the money to buy those things.
Orion: It's been a whole month, he hasn't noticed. I leave my コート at home.
Ren: And I still use my wife's car to get to work.
Bob: Whether あなた leave those things at ホーム または not, Leonard will find out someway. Now get going.
Ren: *Leaves with Bobby, and Orion*
Shawn: あなた think they'll sell those things?
Bob: I doubt it. こんにちは Lewis, how much longer are あなた going to keep this place open?
Lewis: Two seconds. Let's get out of here.
Shawn: Alright. *Walks out of The Silver Ballroom with Bob, and Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Shawn: See あなた guys. *Gets into his Monte Carlo, and drives away*
Bob: Before we go, I have to tell あなた this. Ren, Bobby, and Orion are gonna have to be killed.
Lewis: I understand, they fucked up.
Bob: They're going to get too much attention with those things they bought. *Walks to his car* They could have waited until February. Now they're going to die. *Passes a Mercedes with two gangsters* こんにちは fellas, wanna kill me? Follow me. *Gets into his car, and starts it. He drives away*
Lewis: *Laughing*
Gangsters: *Following Bob*
Lewis: *Laughing as he watches the gangsters follow Bob*
I was glad to see Bob back at his old self, especially with those gangsters. Bob led them right to the police station, and they got arrested for attempt of murder. They wanted to try to kill Bob as quickly as possible, and didn't see the station until it was too late.
Song (Start at 0:25): link
Colts: *Playing rap 音楽 while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*
Song: link
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and チェリー Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.
Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container is tipped to dump garbage into the truck, Bobby's body comes out of the container*
Garbage 2: こんにちは wait! Stop stop stop!!!
Garbage Pony: *Runs out of the truck, and sees Bobby in his truck* He's dead!
Bob got Ren's money, I got Bobby's, and Shawn got Orion's.
Gangsters: Come on man, let's see what's in the truck.
Gangster 93: *Opens the doors to the back of the truck. Everything on the truck is アナと雪の女王 meat, and Orion*
Orion: *Covered in ice. He has アナと雪の女王 to death*
It took two years for Orion's body to thaw from the ice, for the autopsy. The extra money I got from Bobby, along with my salary from the police department, and my sexual activities in Illinois got me $5.7 million dollars in two weeks.
Bob: *With Shawn, and Lewis at Lewis' house. All three of them are smiling*
Andy: Have a good time Shawn.
And good news for Shawn, he was to be promoted to a detective. The 秒 highest rank a police ポニー can have. It was pretty ironic since he ended up killing もっと見る ponies than me, and Bob, we didn't expect him to make the most amount of arrests out of the three of us.
Bob: *Smiling as he sits with Lewis in The Silver Ballroom*
As Shawn went off to get his promotion to detective, me and Bob decided to wait for him at my bar. There, we would celebrate together. We were very proud for Shawn. To be a detective, あなた got to spend ten years in the police force, and make 500 arrests. Bob only made 396, and I only made 200.
Shawn: *Walks out of a Ford Crown Victoria with three other ponies. They walk out of the ガレージ where the car is parked, and walk into the house*
The song fades away
Shawn: *Walks into the house. It's vacant* What the hell is this?
ポニー 84: *Attacks Shawn with a taser*
Shawn: Ah!! *Falls down*
Bob: *In a phone booth* Hello?
Leonard: Bob, good to see あなた again. What's going on?
Bob: あなた can't see me, we're talking on the phone. Where's Shawn?
Leonard: Shawn? Well, we had some kind of trouble.
Bob: What kind of trouble?
Leonard: あなた see, he was at the house with us, and something happened.
Bob: Did あなた kill him?!
Leonard: Of course not. He just did some things he wasn't supposed to do, and he ended up getting arrested.
In jail
ポニー 37: *Hits Shawn*
Shawn: Ah! *His face is covered in blood, and tears*
ポニー 37: What's wrong Shawn? あなた don't want to talk to us?
Shawn: Okay okay!! I killed them! I killed them all!! Edwina! Kyle!! Ren, Bobby, Orion!! I did it all によって myself!!
ポニー 38: Was anypony else with you?
Shawn: NO!! It was all me, just don't arrest me!
ポニー 37: あなた know we have to arrest あなた Shawn. あなた killed five ponies, and lied about their deaths. Oh, and あなた also killed Benjamin Guarino. He was my father.
Shawn: Oh fuck.
Thankfully, the ponies that arrested Shawn believed him. They thought he was the only one who was involved in those killings, so they didn't even go after me, または Bob.
Bob: *Still at The Silver Ballroom with Lewis* This isn't right Lewis.
Lewis: I know, I know. I hate it as much as あなた do Bob, but there's nothing we can do about it.
Bob: *Sighs*
Shawn: *In a jail cell*
Shawn was fired from the St. Foalis Police Department, and sent to Chicagoat. He stayed in jail for 24 years.
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May 8, 2006
Lewis: *On a ベッド doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!
次 日
Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*
次 日
Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*
My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...
Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back to the store, and get different silencers, and stop seeing those mares.
Now today was busy. My brother, and his four daughters came によって for a visit, but my brother got involved in an accident. So, while his daughters stayed with Andy at my place, I had to get my brother from the hospital.
Lewis: *On a highway. He's not concentrating, but realizes he's driving towards other cars that stopped, because of an accident*
Stop the song
Lewis: *Brakes, and stops, two centimeters away from the bumper of a Volvo*
Police ポニー 84: Sir, are あなた okay?
Lewis: I guess I was a little distracted.
Police ポニー 84: Okay, be careful from now on.
9:00 AM
Lewis: *Walking into the hospital*
Nurse: *Sees Lewis* My goodness, you're sweating.
Lewis: Yes.
Nurse: I think we better have あなた lay down somewhere.
Lewis: Ma'am, it's okay. Just let me get my brother.
Nurse: It's okay, let's wait in a room for a doctor. Okay?
Lewis: Better idea.
Inside a closet, あなた could hear the nurse having an orgasm.
Doctor 53: Sounds like Nurse Mirabella is at it again.
Doctor 77: Did あなた ever get it on with her?
Doctor 53: Not yet.
Nurse: *Walks out of the closet with Lewis*
Lewis: Thank you.
Nurse: You're welcome. *Walks over to the doctors* Now, who's next?
Song (Start at 0:18): link
10:45 AM
After dropping off my brother at my house, I had to go with Andy to the スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット to pick up もっと見る booze for The Silver Ballroom. While we were at the supermarket, I also found somepony that wanted my silencers, and he payed me a good amount of cash.
ポニー 84: *Gives Lewis a thousand dollars*
Lewis: Thanks pal. This means a lot. *Goes with Andy back to the car to go home*
11:05 AM
Back at home, one of my nieces wanted to go check out the Gateway Arch, so I volunteered to take her. I only wish I knew what was coming.
Lewis: *Backing out of the driveway*
Gangsters: *Blocking the driveway with a Corvette, a Lincoln, and a Honda*
Stop the song
Gangsters: *Pointing 銃 at Lewis* Get out!! Get out of the fucking car!!!!
Lewis: Goddammit. *Gets out*
Gangster 93: Put your hooves in the fucking air!!
Andy: *Watching everyone else panic, he runs upstairs to hide*
Gangsters: *Shooting Lewis' brother*
Daughters: あなた don't have to kill us! *Die*
Gangsters: That's everyone. Let's go.
Andy: Shit.
In a train yard
Gangster 39: あなた realize how much trouble you're in?
Lewis: Why are あなた doing this to me?
Gangster 39: あなた know those mares あなた were fuckin' in Illinois? Some of them happened to be my cousins, and I don't like cops fuckin' my cousins. What do we do with this guy?
Gangster 94: Throw him off a bridge into a train.
Gangster 39: No no, we did that with somepony yesterday.
Andy: *Pulls up in his Subaru* Let him go!
Gangster 83: On what condition?
Andy: Take all of this. *Puts a bag of money onto the ground* Inside this bag is 2 million dollars worth of money. Real money. あなた let him go, this money is all yours.
Gangster 53: Deal, and we'll also take this. *Takes the keys to Lewis' Chrysler* So long あなた two.
Lewis: *Walks into Andy's Subaru*
Andy: *Drives away*
2006 is without a doubt, the worst 年 of my life.
As if nearly being killed によって gangsters isn't bad enough, I saw several police ponies at my house.
Andy: Yo, what's going on?
Lewis: Stop the car.
Andy: *Stops the car*
Lewis: *Running over to another police pony* What's everyone doing here?
Police ポニー 94: We're confiscating all of your cash, as ordered によって Leonard Plesance.
Lewis: Leonard?
At The Silver Ballroom
Lewis: あなた can't take all of my money Leonard. There's a bunch of mobsters that want to kill me.
Leonard: あなた should have thought about that before あなた fucked all those mares Lewis. I told you, no prostitution.
Lewis: Look Leonard, I fucked up. I'm sorry. I needed the extra cash. Now あなた practically took all of my money, and I need it badly.
Leonard: *Stares*
Lewis: Please Leonard! I really need that money! I got bills to pay, I gotta run The Silver Ballroom, I need to protect myself!! I can't do any of that without money!!!
Leonard: *Looks at his 机, デスク for a few seconds, then pulls out $3,200* Here.
Lewis: *Takes the money*
Leonard: Take this too. *Gives Lewis a piece of paper*
Lewis: *Looks at the paper. It says that he is fired, and has 72 hours to leave St. Foalis*
Thirty two hundred dollars.
Lewis: *Laying down in an empty room in his house*
That's all Leonard gave me, plus my three 日 notice to get out of town, otherwise me and Andy would be arrested. It would be difficult preparing to leave in time, especially with selling the house, which usually takes a whole week.
Andy: *Visiting Bob at The Silver Ballroom*
Bob: Okay. *Gives Andy $8,700* I'll take very good care of this place.
Andy: I'm glad.
Bob: Let's go for a walk. *Walks outside of The Silver Ballroom with Andy* So, how's Lewis doing?
Andy: He's depressed, just found somepony that would buy his house, but it'll take two weeks for him to buy it. He's travelling down here from Northern Canada.
Bob: I see. *Takes out $6,000* Here, give this to Lewis too when あなた get back home. Listen, I have these sports jackets that nopony wants. Would あなた like to have them for free?
Andy: Where are they?
Bob: Inside that building, right there.
Andy: To the left?
Bob: That's the one.
Andy: *Starts to get suspicious, and slowly walks to the entrance*
Bob: They're all free, so go ahead, and pick out anyone あなた want. Take them all if あなた really want to do that.
Andy: *Slowly opens the door, and looks at four ponies.
Ponies: *Playing Bridge, but stop to look at Andy*
Andy: *Gets scared, and runs to his car*
Bob: Go on in, it's right there.
Andy: I'm sorry Bob! *Gets into his car* I have to go! *Starts the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
He quickly got back home, and skidded to a stop.
Lewis: *Walks out of the house holding a gun*
Andy: *Running over to Lewis* Bob just tried to kill me.
Lewis: What happened? What happened?
Andy: Let's talk about it inside. *Goes inside with Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Andy escaped a trap that Bob had for him. Had he gone inside, Andy never would have returned. Bob 発言しました he wanted to see me in The Silver Ballroom, and so I showed up there.
Bob: I figured while you're leaving town, I'd give あなた one last job to do with me.
Lewis: What do I have to do?
Bob: Look for this pony. *Shows Lewis a picture of a light brown stallion* He should be living somewhere near the Cardinal's Stadium.
I knew that this was a trap set up によって Leonard himself. As I was sitting there with Bob, I played along, looking like I didn't suspect a thing, but when I left The Silver Ballroom, I went to a completely different area.
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did あなた know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do あなた need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened によって these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.
At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.
Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies, and crashes into a light pole*
Barry: We'll kill these two tonight. They've been giving us a lot of trouble. After we kill them, you're gonna have to be somewhere far away.
Andy: Far away?
Lewis: Like where?
Barry: Take these two tickets. *Gives Lewis, and Andy a plane ticket for Los Angeles* And fly there as quickly as あなた can.
We sold everything after Barry got us those tickets. We sold Andy's Subaru, and everything in our house. After we left St. Foalis, Barry shipped us our money that we earned from selling our house, to Los Angeles. Los Angeles was much bigger, much noisier, but less violent. Our bills were cheaper, and we started our own auto shop. It became a success, and we both enjoyed our new life there.
Song (Start at 5:35): link
Sometimes though, I imagined Shawn coming all of the way here, just to kill the two of us, for leaving St. Foalis, and having Bob, and Leonard killed.
Lewis: *Standing on his front porch, having the imagination*
Shawn: *Standing in a dark alleyway, shooting seven bullets from his Walther*
Lewis: *Shakes his head, and walks back into his house*
Everything turns to black for the end credits
Lewis Lee went on vacation to Roanoke Virginia in 2013. He was beaten up によって gangsters there for having a threesome with two mares, and charging them $100 for sex. He has been clean ever since.
Andy and Lewis had a falling out in 2015. After meeting him in 1992, Andy left Lewis, and moved into Portland.
Barry Baricza was arrested for helping Lewis, and Andy leave St. Foalis. He was sentenced to jail for ten years.
Shawn Baldwin is still in prison in Chicagoat, and will finish his sentence in 2030. He will be 66 years old.
Cast Of Characters & Their Creators
Any character with a * 次 to it means they're characters from the 表示する
SeanTheHedgehog's Tony Wineglass as Lewis Lee
Windwakerguy430's Chimney Sweep as Bob Stone
SeanTheHedgehog's Sam Phillips as Shawn Baldwin
Leonard Plesance from SeanTheHedgehog
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*Octavia as Mackenzie White
Kyle Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Benjamin Guarino from SeanTheHedgehog
Orion Stardust from Alinah_09
Bobby from SeanTheHedgehog
Ren Blaze from Alinah_09
Jade_23's Nikki West as Edwina Warbucks
チェリー Blossom from Alinah_09
Barry Baricza from SeanTheHedgehog
Songs used in order
Nothing Can Stop Me: Gene Chandler
Happy Days Theme Song
House Of The Rising Sun: The 動物
The Great Escape: Elmer Bernstein
Wonderful Tonight: Eric Clapton
No Way Out: Paul Anka
Will あなた Still 愛 Me Tomorrow: The Shirelles
Since I Don't Have You: 銃 & バラ
Me & My Shadow: Frank Sinatra
Bad - Big Audio Dynamite: Ferris Bueller's 日 Off Soundtrack
Life Could Be A Dream: The Crew Cuts
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town: フレッド Astaire
Slow Ride: Foghat
Cheer Down: George Harrison
Opening: Ferris Bueller's 日 Off
One: メタリカ
The song fades away since this ファン fiction is over
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
In association with Jade_23
And WindWakerGuy430
