Tails: The last survivors of team Mario are: Knuckles, (although he was never officialy in the match) Luigi, Sonic and Yoshi. And for team... Uh... W-wario... Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Bowser Jr and Wart.
Random voice: Wait a second!
Everyone: Huh?!
Random voice: Mario was taken out before the match officially started. Therefore, I, Toadsworth, declare Mario, not out.
Wario: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bowser: Easy!
Wario: Where is he?
The crowd is silent for a moment.
Waluigi: He hasn't shown up. Get em!
Waluigi grabs a ball and pegs a ball at Yoshi. Yoshi trips and falls on the ball.
Toad: Out!
Tails: Just Luigi, Sonic and Knuckles!
Luigi grabs a ball and smashes it at Wart. It knocks him over on his ass.
Waluigi picks up a ball and hands it to Wario. Sonic also grabs a ball
Wario: Imma gonna smash that stupid blue warthog!
Sonic: Hedgehog!
Wario: Shut it Mr. Blue!
Sonic: Shut it Mr. Gay!
Wario and Sonic both peg the balls at each other. Both balls miss.

Part 3 coming soon