# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The テレビ network shows a promo for a re-screen and あなた can name episode タイトル AND number.
# あなた wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# あなた have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks あなた off
# あなた find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# あなた find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# あなた see everywhere someone who reminds あなた of an NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 character, あなた could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# あなた actually consider a クモ, スパイダー web tattoo on your neck
# あなた begin building a ボート in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# あなた super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# あなた look on the Internet for a Mighty マウス stapler
# あなた postpone needed surgery because あなた might still be under when the 表示する comes on
# あなた ask a bunch of nuns if あなた can bowl with them
# あなた take to drinking strong black sugarless pop によって the gallon
# あなた teeter on impossible stilettos
# あなた confuse English expressions
# あなた start talking to any dead creature
# あなた talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# あなた hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# あなた drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# あなた take to wearing a dog 襟, 首輪 with studs または spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# あなた dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only あなた can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that あなた can name Bart
# あなた dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# あなた become a Goth
# あなた start wearing black lipstick
# あなた have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" または "On it boss!"
# あなた write novels using your workmates as your 情報源 of inspiration
# あなた get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright オレンジ beanie
# あなた only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear または silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# あなた start referring to water クーラー gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# あなた refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and あなた were never in the Navy
# あなた talk about 'zulu time'
# あなた 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# あなた insist that the 秒 B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# あなた can eat cold ピザ without your stomach churning
# あなた can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# あなた have frat brothers even if あなた haven't the foggiest what that is
# あなた start threatening people that bug あなた that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# あなた give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# あなた sleep with a gun under your pillow
# あなた give your lover honey dust
# あなた take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# あなた have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a ボート in your basement, even though あなた will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking バーボン, ブルボン neat becomes your favourite tipple
# あなた give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# あなた start addressing people, particularly men, によって their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# あなた connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# あなた become versed in ballistics
# あなた become fascinated によって military acronyms
# あなた begin calling your boss "Director"
# あなた call wild drivers "Zivas"
# あなた discover あなた can instill fear in people simply によって glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support あなた say 'on your six'
# あなた think the FBI is inefficient
# あなた consider あなた and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# あなた begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# あなた suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with または without the cover (cap/hat)
# あなた want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# あなた become a bomb disposal expert
# あなた consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# あなた spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Fiction on ファン Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# あなた buy DVD copies of 映画 that have NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cast members in, even though they are 映画 あなた wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# あなた spend another large amount of your time 読書 NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Fiction on ファン Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# あなた get DVD copies of shows with NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cast members even if あなた don't like the shows
# あなた rout あなた Tube for interviews/snippets of 発言しました cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# あなた have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case あなた break one
# あなた have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# あなた call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female あなた address her as Madam, Director, または Ma'am
# あなた refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# あなた start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# あなた ask your husband/significant other to call あなた Sweetcheeks instead of honey または babe.
# あなた head slap everyone close to あなた who says/does something annoying.
# あなた start 芝居 out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# あなた call your friends/family NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 characters
# Any long winded speaker または who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# あなた begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure あなた it's my new お気に入り pet name)
# あなた want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether または not あなた actually write
# あなた hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# あなた look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section あなた visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# あなた don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend 日付 interrupted to do some urgent work
# あなた コメント 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 hat. He proceeds to inform あなた that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 agent! あなた are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# あなた go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that あなた see a doctor あなた look for Ducky.
# あなた start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when あなた see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# あなた hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because あなた don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with あなた at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near あなた - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# あなた try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what あなた want when あなた want in the way あなた want.
# あなた get really excited when あなた find out あなた grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time あなた see a Dodge Charger, あなた look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# あなた get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# あなた hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder または バーボン, ブルボン (even though あなた know Abby made them... あなた still hope to get lucky).
# あなた hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and あなた wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# あなた get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# あなた watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of 秒 of NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# あなた realise マスタング, マストン is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when あなた know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 theme tune
# Your PC または cellphone (mobile) 壁紙 is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 scenes
# When あなた say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about 音楽 :-))
# あなた realise not all geeks are nerds
# あなた start blabbering on like Abby
# あなた talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask あなた to translate geek-speak
# あなた are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# あなた are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# あなた decide to do computer classes to be もっと見る like McGee and Abby
# あなた call technology doo-dah's
# あなた find yourself getting angrier もっと見る easily
# あなた get shy and stutter more
# あなた want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# あなた are considering taking art classes so あなた can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# あなた believe あなた know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# あなた ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# あなた 検索 high and low for a paint gun so あなた can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# あなた watch every movie Tony mentions on the 表示する for 2 reasons, either because あなた are interested in the movie, または simply because あなた do everything that Tony says.
# あなた seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# あなた say your occupation is "making ファン art and 書く ファン fiction"
# あなた take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# あなた start listening to Israeli rap.
# あなた make Mii's of all the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# あなた learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# あなた start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# あなた Google 画像 of female Israeli soldiers
# あなた acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# あなた discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# あなた hear something that あなた swear is a quote from the 表示する and whip out your dvd sets and watch until あなた find that quote.
# あなた start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# あなた call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# あなた call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs または any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# あなた discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# あなた get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# あなた start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 even though they've never seen it.
# あなた know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells あなた to do some small job または chore, あなた say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# あなた create a Sims family of the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cast
# あなた think goth fashion is the most chic
# あなた invent a role game of the series
# あなた use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# あなた start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# あなた spend a whole week reminding everyone あなた know exactly how long it is until NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 is on next.
# あなた think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When あなた get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank あなた Boss!"
# あなた have watched the Cast Interrogation 動画 ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their 回答 to those 質問 off pat
# あなた sign up with all the online NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 sites
# あなた can't stop posting on the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Wiki.
# あなた dream about NCIS
# あなた wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# あなた read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if あなた have a female German Shepherd あなた will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# あなた start yelling at people who annoy あなた "Bad McGee!"
# あなた take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and フレンズ know they must not call によって phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a 質問 of life and death, and even then ....
# あなた become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# あなた draw comics of NCIS.
# あなた write 'I 愛 NCIS' on any paper surface あなた can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and あなた can't stop talking about NCIS.
# あなた day/night dream NCIS
# あなた can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# あなた organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 addiction is your religion
# When where ever あなた go あなた swear あなた saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a 秒 opinion from Ducky
# If あなた have a car accident または industrial accident あなた require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# あなた learn the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 theme on the ピアノ and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# あなた think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# あなた think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# あなた can dance to theme song of NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 and sit down the 秒 it ends
# あなた always know the exact amount of time until the 次 episode
# あなた can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# あなた spend class time/work time/time before あなた go to sleep/time あなた take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the 次 episode/your ファン fiction. (i know i do)
# あなた 登録する all the internet フォーラム extant on the series
# あなた spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# あなた spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When あなた 登録する the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Wiki
# When あなた sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# あなた become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# あなた drink Starbuck coffee, even if あなた don't like it (and あなた drink it black and sugarless)
# あなた think of ways to 移動する this site up in the Wiki ranking
# あなた imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your フレンズ and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# あなた name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 season cd sometimes gets all hinky because あなた watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# あなた make a NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 poster and put it in your bedroom ウォール または consider looking at stores for a NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# あなた spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# あなた drink stuff that makes あなた hyper (guilty... xD)
# あなた cut your hair so あなた can look like Abby/any character あなた like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls あなた 'Ziva'
# あなた act like your fave character (guilty!)
# あなた ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 pics
# あなた use terms from the 表示する (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# あなた wish あなた had the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# あなた do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings あなた trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# あなた trust your gut, もっと見る than facts または figures.
# あなた use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask あなた to repeat what あなた say cause it sounds like something else.
# あなた cry when あなた don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR 次 EPISODE"
# The テレビ network shows a promo for a re-screen and あなた can name episode タイトル AND number.
# あなた wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# あなた have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks あなた off
# あなた find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# あなた find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# あなた see everywhere someone who reminds あなた of an NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 character, あなた could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# あなた actually consider a クモ, スパイダー web tattoo on your neck
# あなた begin building a ボート in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# あなた super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# あなた look on the Internet for a Mighty マウス stapler
# あなた postpone needed surgery because あなた might still be under when the 表示する comes on
# あなた ask a bunch of nuns if あなた can bowl with them
# あなた take to drinking strong black sugarless pop によって the gallon
# あなた teeter on impossible stilettos
# あなた confuse English expressions
# あなた start talking to any dead creature
# あなた talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# あなた hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# あなた drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# あなた take to wearing a dog 襟, 首輪 with studs または spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# あなた dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only あなた can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that あなた can name Bart
# あなた dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# あなた become a Goth
# あなた start wearing black lipstick
# あなた have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" または "On it boss!"
# あなた write novels using your workmates as your 情報源 of inspiration
# あなた get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright オレンジ beanie
# あなた only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear または silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# あなた start referring to water クーラー gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# あなた refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and あなた were never in the Navy
# あなた talk about 'zulu time'
# あなた 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# あなた insist that the 秒 B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# あなた can eat cold ピザ without your stomach churning
# あなた can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# あなた have frat brothers even if あなた haven't the foggiest what that is
# あなた start threatening people that bug あなた that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# あなた give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# あなた sleep with a gun under your pillow
# あなた give your lover honey dust
# あなた take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# あなた have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a ボート in your basement, even though あなた will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking バーボン, ブルボン neat becomes your favourite tipple
# あなた give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# あなた start addressing people, particularly men, によって their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# あなた connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# あなた become versed in ballistics
# あなた become fascinated によって military acronyms
# あなた begin calling your boss "Director"
# あなた call wild drivers "Zivas"
# あなた discover あなた can instill fear in people simply によって glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support あなた say 'on your six'
# あなた think the FBI is inefficient
# あなた consider あなた and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# あなた begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# あなた suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with または without the cover (cap/hat)
# あなた want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# あなた become a bomb disposal expert
# あなた consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# あなた spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Fiction on ファン Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# あなた buy DVD copies of 映画 that have NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cast members in, even though they are 映画 あなた wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# あなた spend another large amount of your time 読書 NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Fiction on ファン Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# あなた get DVD copies of shows with NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cast members even if あなた don't like the shows
# あなた rout あなた Tube for interviews/snippets of 発言しました cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# あなた have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case あなた break one
# あなた have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# あなた call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female あなた address her as Madam, Director, または Ma'am
# あなた refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# あなた start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# あなた ask your husband/significant other to call あなた Sweetcheeks instead of honey または babe.
# あなた head slap everyone close to あなた who says/does something annoying.
# あなた start 芝居 out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# あなた call your friends/family NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 characters
# Any long winded speaker または who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# あなた begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure あなた it's my new お気に入り pet name)
# あなた want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether または not あなた actually write
# あなた hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# あなた look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section あなた visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# あなた don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend 日付 interrupted to do some urgent work
# あなた コメント 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 hat. He proceeds to inform あなた that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 agent! あなた are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# あなた go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that あなた see a doctor あなた look for Ducky.
# あなた start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when あなた see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# あなた hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because あなた don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with あなた at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near あなた - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# あなた try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what あなた want when あなた want in the way あなた want.
# あなた get really excited when あなた find out あなた grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time あなた see a Dodge Charger, あなた look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# あなた get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# あなた hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder または バーボン, ブルボン (even though あなた know Abby made them... あなた still hope to get lucky).
# あなた hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and あなた wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# あなた get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# あなた watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of 秒 of NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# あなた realise マスタング, マストン is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when あなた know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 theme tune
# Your PC または cellphone (mobile) 壁紙 is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 scenes
# When あなた say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about 音楽 :-))
# あなた realise not all geeks are nerds
# あなた start blabbering on like Abby
# あなた talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask あなた to translate geek-speak
# あなた are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# あなた are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# あなた decide to do computer classes to be もっと見る like McGee and Abby
# あなた call technology doo-dah's
# あなた find yourself getting angrier もっと見る easily
# あなた get shy and stutter more
# あなた want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# あなた are considering taking art classes so あなた can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# あなた believe あなた know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# あなた ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# あなた 検索 high and low for a paint gun so あなた can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# あなた watch every movie Tony mentions on the 表示する for 2 reasons, either because あなた are interested in the movie, または simply because あなた do everything that Tony says.
# あなた seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# あなた say your occupation is "making ファン art and 書く ファン fiction"
# あなた take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# あなた start listening to Israeli rap.
# あなた make Mii's of all the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# あなた learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# あなた start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# あなた Google 画像 of female Israeli soldiers
# あなた acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# あなた discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# あなた hear something that あなた swear is a quote from the 表示する and whip out your dvd sets and watch until あなた find that quote.
# あなた start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# あなた call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# あなた call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs または any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# あなた discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# あなた get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# あなた start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 even though they've never seen it.
# あなた know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells あなた to do some small job または chore, あなた say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# あなた create a Sims family of the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cast
# あなた think goth fashion is the most chic
# あなた invent a role game of the series
# あなた use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# あなた start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# あなた spend a whole week reminding everyone あなた know exactly how long it is until NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 is on next.
# あなた think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When あなた get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank あなた Boss!"
# あなた have watched the Cast Interrogation 動画 ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their 回答 to those 質問 off pat
# あなた sign up with all the online NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 sites
# あなた can't stop posting on the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Wiki.
# あなた dream about NCIS
# あなた wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# あなた read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if あなた have a female German Shepherd あなた will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# あなた start yelling at people who annoy あなた "Bad McGee!"
# あなた take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and フレンズ know they must not call によって phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a 質問 of life and death, and even then ....
# あなた become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# あなた draw comics of NCIS.
# あなた write 'I 愛 NCIS' on any paper surface あなた can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and あなた can't stop talking about NCIS.
# あなた day/night dream NCIS
# あなた can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# あなた organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 addiction is your religion
# When where ever あなた go あなた swear あなた saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a 秒 opinion from Ducky
# If あなた have a car accident または industrial accident あなた require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# あなた learn the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 theme on the ピアノ and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# あなた think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# あなた think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# あなた can dance to theme song of NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 and sit down the 秒 it ends
# あなた always know the exact amount of time until the 次 episode
# あなた can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# あなた spend class time/work time/time before あなた go to sleep/time あなた take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the 次 episode/your ファン fiction. (i know i do)
# あなた 登録する all the internet フォーラム extant on the series
# あなた spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# あなた spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When あなた 登録する the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 Wiki
# When あなた sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# あなた become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# あなた drink Starbuck coffee, even if あなた don't like it (and あなた drink it black and sugarless)
# あなた think of ways to 移動する this site up in the Wiki ranking
# あなた imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your フレンズ and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# あなた name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 season cd sometimes gets all hinky because あなた watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# あなた make a NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 poster and put it in your bedroom ウォール または consider looking at stores for a NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# あなた spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# あなた drink stuff that makes あなた hyper (guilty... xD)
# あなた cut your hair so あなた can look like Abby/any character あなた like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls あなた 'Ziva'
# あなた act like your fave character (guilty!)
# あなた ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 pics
# あなた use terms from the 表示する (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# あなた wish あなた had the NCIS 〜ネイビー犯罪捜査班 cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# あなた do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings あなた trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# あなた trust your gut, もっと見る than facts または figures.
# あなた use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask あなた to repeat what あなた say cause it sounds like something else.
# あなた cry when あなた don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR 次 EPISODE"
