NARUTO -ナルト- アニメーション Humor

Lee ran to the abandoned Uchiha village.
"Sasuke Sasuke!!!!" Lee cried
Sasuke walked out of one of the buildings with his right wrist bleeding.
"Sasuke are あなた alright?" Lee asked
"Yes.Now why are あなた here?" Sasuke looked mad
"Gaara did something to Sakura they are....DATING..." Lee struggled to say
"What?!" Sasuke yelled
"Yes They are dating."
"We have to stop this!"
Lee and Sasuke went to see Sakura and Gaara on there 日付 they went to a Fancie restaurant.
"There they are." Lee 発言しました to Sasuke
"I can see that 尻, お尻 hole I'm not blind yet."
"Let us go."
"No.We wait till they come to us."
Sasuke and Lee waited...

あなた looked at the pregnancy test, letting the word 'positive' sink in on you. ''This was bound to happen...'' あなた 発言しました to yourself. Ever since あなた and Itachi confessed your feelings, he just can't keep his hands off you, not that あなた didn't like it. When ever あなた get the chance; あなた and Itachi would pounce at one another like wild animals, keeping Tobi awake half the night. あなた sighed to yourself. あなた weren't normally scared of Itachi, but now あなた were. あなた were scared of what he'd do to your child. As あなた know, he was the guy who murdered his clan. What would he do if he found out that his...

---a BLIND 日付 in the NARUTO -ナルト- world, LONG and DETAILED---
No number = Sasuke

'I have changed my mind, I won't play' 'WHAT, WHY, あなた CAN'T' 'Because this isn't fair, I bet あなた have the number from sasuke in your hands' Sakura turned red 'I HAVE NOT!' She yelled still with red cheeks. 'And what is that in your hand?' あなた 発言しました pointing to a piece of paper in sakura's hand. 'I oh.. Well, we need あなた to play! otherwise one boy won't have a girl!' 'Only if I will get Sasuke' あなた were walking home, smiling with a paper with number 5 on it. あなた did it, Sakura had to give あなた Sasuke's piece of paper,...

{Data book info 1 part of NARUTO -ナルト- 2 end of the first part of NARUTO -ナルト- 3 shippuden}

SAND NINJA STATS

Gaara
Stats Databook
Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total
First 3.5 1 2.5 2.5 1 2 4 3.5 20
Second 4.5 2 2.5 3.5 2 3 5 4 26.5
Third 5 2 3.5 4 2.53 5 4 29

Kankuro
Stats Databook Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total
First 3.5 1.5 1.5 2 2.5 2 2.5 3.5 19
Second 4 2.5 2 3.5 3 2 3.5 4 24.5
Third 4 3 2 3.5 3.52.5 4 4 26.5


Databook Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total
First 3 2.5...