100 things Hatake はたけカカシ will never be caught dead doing:
1. Not 読書 a hentai, but a substantial book.
2. Be early
3. dye his hair ピンク and act like Sakura for a day
4. Have man sex with Iruka
5. school Jiraiya
6. play バスケットボール, バスケット ボール naked
7. win a break-dancing showdown
8. throw レモン pops instead of kunai
9. let NARUTO -ナルト- win
10. によって NARUTO -ナルト- ramen
11. dress like Jiraiya and proclaim he’s gay
12. turn Super sayian
13. play Yu-Gi-oh! Cards
14. win at hopscotch
15. fight Konahamaru in a skirt
16. have man sex with Obito または Tobi
17. use his Sharingan to slow a jogging kunoichi with big boobs
18. use his Sharingan...
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