posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The 木, ツリー stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help あなた officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. あなた know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding the Napa Valley Wine Train. Do あなた have a 説明 of the ponies?
Police Pony: No. We don't have any witnesses either. Heard, and not seen.
Vito: *Chuckles* Usually it's the other way around.
Police Pony: *Chuckles* Let me give あなた this. *Gives Vito a card* あなた let us know if あなた see または find anything.
Vito: *Nods* Anything else あなた need before あなた hit the road?
Police Pony: No. I'm going to get some Chinese.
Police Pony: Thanks. Have a good night.
Vito: Same to あなた officer. *Closes the door* Well, that went easier than expected.
Jerry: *Comes downstairs with Harlan* What did he say to you?
Vito: There were no witnesses, so he doesn't know I got involved in the fight.
Harlan: Let's hope it stays that way in case they come back.
An idea then came to Jerry
Jerry: Say. What if we go to them?
Vito: あなた mean go back to San Franciscolt?
Jerry: They won't expect it! They're searching the entire state of Alicornia to find us, but we'll be right under their noses.
Vito: Fuck dude, あなた realize what'll happen if they find us?
Jerry: If they find us. The odds of that occurring are 5,000,000 in 1.
Vito: あなた better be right about this.
Jerry: Within the past two years, have I ever let あなた down?
Vito: Los Angeles?
Jerry: What about Los Angeles?
Harlan: We were on vacation there, and MS13 tried to kill us.
Jerry: Your point?
Vito: *Sighs* If you're wrong about this Jerry, I'll kill あなた myself.
Jerry: あなた won't be firing anymore bullets for the rest of your life.
Vito: How soon can あなた get us back?
Jerry: Right now, I don't know, but I'll give あなた a heads up soon.
2 B Continued