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Stop Motion Master Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. あなた just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't あなた notice everyone else was behind あなた when あなた were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards...

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バタフライ, 蝶 Effect - Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

スラッシュ - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. 狐, フォックス used poison. But 秒 coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on 表, テーブル and points on 林檎, アップル pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can あなた be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the 林檎, アップル pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While 秒 part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster または something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new フレンズ coming to 登録する the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* あなた see what happens when あなた touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

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Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: もっと見る like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered 星, つ星 Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the shift was over, キャンディー was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell あなた tomorrow.
Tim: Can't あなた tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what あなた have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 10 FIN

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is 木, ツリー that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but 木, ツリー fall under force*...

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] あなた mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do あなた have something あなた need to say? あなた seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

Ganger Returns: Part 3

posted by Canada24

"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would あなた feel about being the 次 captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As あなた may または may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter あなた are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me 表示するあなた to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is it

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another ポニー joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 101 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

CHiPs 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other ポニー is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air によって that クレーン in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Case クラッカー returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job あなた three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would あなた like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No もっと見る cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. 次 day, Gordon was sleeping when Case クラッカー walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...

Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed によって any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: あなた know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, または terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. あなた don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

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Runaway Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce Hawkins

In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police ポニー 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here によって train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police ポニー 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police ポニー 36: I'll notify him, and あなた must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police ポニー 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth ポニー with オレンジ hooves. He was pulling over a ポニー in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...

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Aqua Marine's journey 7

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a ナイフ like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock ウォール behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your 日 to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth ポニー with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8

posted by Canada24

This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will あなた ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded によって huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how あなた keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....

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Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

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