Twilight Sparkle

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please レポート to the 虹 sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow ハート, 心 blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the 雲, クラウド floor as she stumbled towards the 虹 sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. 虹 ハート, 心 flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at 虹 Heart,...

3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable テレビ wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes もっと見る insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take あなた this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give あなた opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do あなた hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the 王位 room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - 王位 room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting あなた all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. あなた think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....