After my first 日 of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV または shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.
Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first 日 of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the 火災, 火 alarm
Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the 火災, 火 alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.
Carl: Uh-huh. Did あなた sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
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