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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... あなた really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that あなた know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell あなた a story of Project Reborn. あなた see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. あなた see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years Ago
Project ReBorn labs
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Steven - Doctor Dan we are finally here...
Dan - Yes... Are あなた ready? *looks at Snowflake*
Snowflake - Y-Yes.
Steven - あなた will feel sleepy. Just go with the flow.
Dan - Aye let's start the operation.
Steven - *slowly deattach head from body*
Dan - Connect it to the ポンプ and let's prepare the artificial bod-
Steven - Doctor Dan something is wrong...
Dan - what?
Steven - The core is working too fast.
Dan - Shit *opens artificial body*
Steven - *attaches head*
Dan - Let- *a spark comes out* Oh... Fu-

*huge explosion happens*

Dan - *slowly wakes up* Ngh... *sees Steven* A-are あなた OK...
Steven - I can't... Feel my back hoofs.
Dan - Their smashed with rubble...
Steven - Half of your body... It's gone...
Dan - What about the body...
Steven - It burned... Brain got saved...

-1 week later-
Void - No I can't belive it!
Dan - We couldn't do anything we ロスト something aswell.
Steven - It's not that we can't continue but...
Void - What... She can have whole new body right?
Dan - Her... Brain got damaged.
Void - What?
Dan - She will keep her personality and education but... Not memories.
Void - No... Why...
Steven - There is...no orther way...



"After that war happend over core. Void was foot soldier... He died out of grenade explosion."

Dan - *sits* Steven... I know あなた wouldn't like it after what あなた did but I'll use your core again... This stalion lived hell because of us *comes up to table* so I will *puts mask on mouth* bring him back to life... Without memories.


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Present time
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Steven - And that how two of those were made with Nyx as mistake between.
Jake - I see...
Steven - Doctor Jake... What is your dream.
Jake - To cure After-shock
Steven - Hahaha... Once あなた use this shitty core あなた should rot to death Dan said. あなた know... Sector X-4
Jake - Sealed away.
Steven - We keep アナと雪の女王 bodies there... My upper body, Dan's real half, Voids rest and Snowflake shattered meat. It's disgusting... Want to see it?



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Somewhere in air
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Void - *flying as he feels strong pain in head* What... Are those memories... I can remember... Something I don't want to...


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X-4 Chamber
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Jake - Oh boy...
Steven - So we putted back his real brain, his real ハート, 心 with upgraded lock and we gave him some additional... Help.
Jake - Hm?
Steven - Apparently Snowflake can remember. We didn't 確認 it but...
Dan - *only as half of original body* I can remember.
Jake - *screams like little girl and jumps off* What the!
Dan - I'm still holding... My real brain is connected to local mega-core. Steven please bring me artificial body and we can continue our reschearch.
Jake - Reschearch?
Steven - *blocks something* あなた see Jake I tell あなた all of that because あなた will help us something new.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - あなた will help us make something core-worked that can re-created biological bodies.







What will happend to Void.
Can his body and Snowflskes can be saved?
What is real purpose of the reschearchs?


T.b.c
Spike: [sighs] あなた know the worst thing about あなた being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to あなた for アドバイス about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: あなた know, 'cause あなた used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are あなた talking about? I had good フレンズ in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 写真 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his 表, テーブル from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would あなた help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely あなた must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of 歌う the 虹 factory 音楽 video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth ウォール styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told あなた not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd あなた bring me to Cake N' ベーコン for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, によって all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me もっと見る reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what あなた think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed によって any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: あなた know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, または terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. あなた don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case クラッカー were at a phone booth によって a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case クラッカー blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan ポニー 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions あなた cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case クラッカー at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told あなた that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: こんにちは Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case クラッカー with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are あなた laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are あなた doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes あなた think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want あなた to do.
Thomas: I thought あなた 発言しました there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want あなた to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe あなた lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, あなた go on one side of the net, and the rest of あなた stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws バレーボール to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond イヌ got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair ポニー fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if あなた don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799