尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn

Starring 虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn, everyone was sad. A ポニー was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a ポニー for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.

Downtown Los Angeles

George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy あなた really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!

Back at the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn.

Mercury: Well done あなた two. あなた made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's 安全, 安全です for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are あなた paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the 次 skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

Part 5 will be coming soon