マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's special somepony, Sprocket

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case クラッカー is driving this car out of Fillydelphia

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this ポニー named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?

The two sedans following Case Cracker

Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my 銃 from the グローブ compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta pistols*
Pony: *Driving one of the sedans, and has a phone connected in the car* Call Michael!

Michael

ポニー 3: *Grabs the phone, and dials Michael's number*
Michael: *Sitting in a building, and grabs his phone as it rings* Have あなた found him yet?
ポニー 3: That's right! He's driving a 1989 Hoofington out of this city!
Michael: Stay behind him, and kill him.
ポニー 3: Yes sir. *Hangs up* Get the guns!
Ponies in back: *Grab Assault Rifles*
Sprocket: They have guns.
Case Cracker: Don't tell me that! Shoot 'em!
Sprocket: *Fires five bullets at the first sedan*
Pony: Return fire.
Ponies in Sedans: *Shooting at Case Cracker, and スプロケット with assault rifles*
Case Cracker: I didn't wanna damage this car, but... *Hits a pick up truck*
Truck Pony: *Goes right, and hits a wall, then goes left*
Sedan Ponies: *Stop their cars inches away from the truck* SHIT!!
Michael: *Flying an attack helicopter while looking at the wreck* I knew あなた idiots couldn't be trusted. *Follows Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* That's Michael.
Sprocket: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Michael: *Flies in front of Case Cracker, and behind him is a bridge*
Case Cracker: *Sees a tow truck with a platform for him to drive on* I know what to do. *Floors it, and goes on the platform*
Michael: *Sees the car jumping over his helicopter, and shoots at it*
Case Cracker: *Jumps over the helicopter, and the bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots the rotor twice*
Michael: *Sees a check engine light turn on while a buzzer goes off multiple times* This isn't over yet. I'll get あなた if it's the last thing I do.

Theme song: link

Case Cracker: I have to go back to San Franciscolt.
Sprocket: Had enough of laying low?
Case Cracker: That's not funny..
Sprocket: Take me with you.
Case Cracker: あなた don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Sprocket: Yes I do.
Case Cracker: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Sprocket: How are we gonna get there?
Case Cracker: Well, we can't turn back to use the airport in Fillydelphia. We'll go into Jersey City.

They drive out of Fillydelphia, and continue on their way to the airport in Jersey City.

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies 2

Starring Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Case クラッカー from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog
スプロケット from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog

2 B Continued

My Little ポニー Faces

added by Hairity

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XD

added by KJBiggestFan

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree Ch.2 the final controversy

posted by Dragon4322

Anti-tank gun

Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is クイーン Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had ロスト their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his ライフル and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded によって signaling to the tank drivers to 火災, 火 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 大砲, キャノン the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.

Equestria Girls

added by Hairity

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask あなた something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My フレンズ Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and クモ, スパイダー Man, but now I don’t have one. Can あなた find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are あなた sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED ラム, ラム酒 all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To あなた maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? あなた guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what あなた say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. あなた going...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the トランク of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if あなた don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens トランク door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, あなた got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. あなた have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the 前 part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned によって CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the サラダ Bowl Express,...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which あなた probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not 削除 them since all that 書く would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google 画像

I WILL BE THE IRON PONY.

added by shadirby

Source: Rightful Owners

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ANOTHER Mini-Dump!

added by Tawnyjay

Source: Rightful Owners

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Cold War Episode 2 "Hello Evil Me"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : あなた HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was ポニー named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and あなた want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one ポニー from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

“Do あなた have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....

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Under Pressure Part 14

posted by karinabrony

There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...

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TF2 My Little ポニー Version Theme Song Lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until あなた all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do あなた know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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The Racer part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Appaloosa Rally

The race contined on for ten もっと見る laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do あなた think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a 分 later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, あなた get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank あなた so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...