The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Today was just like any ordinary 日 at school. It was very boring.

Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: あなた spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't あなた go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our 次 class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want あなた all to know that our last 日 of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: あなた know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*

Later, everyone was working on vocab.

Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: ジーザス CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, または something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. あなた have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. あなた all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's Princess Celestia.