The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Today was just like any ordinary 日 at school. It was very boring.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: あなた spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't あなた go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our 次 class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want あなた all to know that our last 日 of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: あなた know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*
Later, everyone was working on vocab.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: ジーザス CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, または something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. あなた have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. あなた all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Today was just like any ordinary 日 at school. It was very boring.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: あなた spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't あなた go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our 次 class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want あなた all to know that our last 日 of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: あなた know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*
Later, everyone was working on vocab.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: ジーザス CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, または something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. あなた have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. あなた all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Rarity's (and Sweetie Belle's) older brother. He does wear jewelry around his ankles!
Boo!!
こんにちは EVERYPONY!! Well, my name is Racerwind Champion, a ポニー only shown ONCE in a past episode. Many of あなた never noticed me, I was in the midst of a small crowd with only my tail showing, but I was there and I was real.
Here, あなた can post a small fact file about yourself, whether あなた haven't been aired at all または have for about a second. For example, あなた must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did あなた get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal あなた Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-
OKAY DOKAY so that's all あなた have to fill in. Please post, I look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to finding out もっと見る about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!
Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
Here, あなた can post a small fact file about yourself, whether あなた haven't been aired at all または have for about a second. For example, あなた must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did あなた get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal あなた Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-
OKAY DOKAY so that's all あなた have to fill in. Please post, I look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to finding out もっと見る about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!
Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
No!!!!! says Twilight
Dark shadow あなた killed him! thats it this time i will kill you! (transforms into 火災, 火 breathing dragon) says discord. Step aside エメラルド time for battle! says Twilight. (fire breathe) Discord uses 火災, 火 breathe. (used the element of Magic) Twilight uses the element of magic. Why isn't working says Twilight?! I will help あなた Twilight! (uses the Element Of Love) He is turning into stone says Emerald. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says Discord. Lets go ホーム says Twilight.
Finally i can read in peace says Twilight.
The End!
