Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have あなた here.

虹 Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, 虹 Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) あなた can call me "anything あなた want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but あなた could call me "anything あなた want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did あなた hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however あなた found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, あなた see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Anything run によって あなた is good enough for me..

Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)

Twilight: Is that why あなた all have those cutie marks?

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave あなた a tour of the village!

[marching drum cadence]

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves によって もっと見る than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) あなた see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team あなた can't have a nightmare If あなた never dream.

Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out によって that dream line?

Main six: Shhhh

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do あなた ever wonder why? When あなた think your talent's special あなた don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when あなた learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When あなた learn to simplify Life is oh, so great 登録する in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded によって equality によって our cutie mark!

虹 Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..

Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell あなた that..

虹 Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!

Rarity: But Saten.. あなた can't ju-

Saten: What do あなた care? あなた never liked me anyway.. Neither have あなた Twilight.

Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.