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虹 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9k0WKLYXzE

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was もっと見る like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

虹 Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 虹 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
虹 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
虹 Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
虹 Dash: Why are あなた just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
虹 Dash: What did あなた do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
虹 Dash: Scoots, あなた okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
虹 Dash: あなた do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
虹 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a ポニー that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether あなた like it または not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, あなた got a point there. How about, we have あなた further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether あなた like it または not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, 虹 Dash was not happy with me.

虹 Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a カップケーキ today.
虹 Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn あなた not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
虹 Dash: I think we should 移動する back to the 雲, クラウド house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do あなた think it's better, または worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help あなた out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did あなた do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio


Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do あなた mean あなた don't know? What caused あなた to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are あなた going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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虹 dash
my little ポニー
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Twilight: (Singing Morning in Ponyville)
Wind: Can あなた keep it down? I have a hangover
Twilight: But Wind, today is a perfect day

Twilight: Today is not at all perfect.
Wind: (Sarcastically) Really? I never would have guessed. I mean, I thought everyday was gumdrops, lollipops, and all around total fuckery.
Twilight: Wind, I’m serious. All of my フレンズ cutie marks have been swapped
Wind: What’s so bad about some stupid 尻, お尻 stamp
Twilight: If their swapped, then there destinies are different
Wind: Oh, so what. Destiny, schmestiny. I am sure they 愛 their new lives.
(They clearly do not)
Wind: Well,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Pixley, Tom was still with the mare.

Mare: Are there other ponies trying to get that promotion like you?
Tom: Yes, but I'm in front of them all. We have just over 100 hours to get into Seattle, and I'm going to make it before anypony else does.
Karl: *Driving his car when he sees a black Cadilliac* Could it be? That might be Tom. I better floor it before he catches up. *Floors it*
Mare: *Sees Karl going faster* What's with that guy?
Tom: How should I know? I never saw that pony.
Mare: Let's find out. Speed up.
Tom: *Goes faster*
Karl: *Sees Tom catching up* Oh dear.
Tom: Getting closer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen 分 remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting 次 to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki 発言しました it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing によって Gordon with Mike* あなた can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...
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Time to announce the My Little ポニー ファン art and video winners of Viewer Appreciation Corner! (February 2015) Subscribe for more: link
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friendship is magic
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SeantheHedgehog: (Waves at Onyx050569)
Jordy_Dash: Onyx, this is my Shinigami, Sean
SeantheHedgehog: Hello
Onyx050569: Hi there (Shows PrinceLightning) This is my Shinigami, PrinceLightning
PrinceLightning: (Only nods)
Jordy_Dash: Well, now that we all have met, I think it is time we get to business
Onyx050569: What do あなた mean, Jordy
Jordy_Dash: Simple, we need to think of a way to get rid of W
Onyx050569: Oh, for a second, I thought we were gonna go on dates, like normal couples
Jordy_Dash: In case あなた forgot, we are both criminals who are killing people, while having freaks of nature follows us
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask あなた something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do あなた know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored によって Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Our first 一覧 of 2015
虹 dash
my little ポニー
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was 書く down a クリスマス list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the 次 episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like あなた during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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